spoof #8

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~~~~~don't touch him~~~~~
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Draco: you can break my soul.

Draco: you can take my life away.

Draco: beat me.

Draco: hurt me.

Draco: kill me.

Draco: but for the love of Merlin.

Draco: don't touch him *pointing at Harry.*

Voldemort: your speech proves nothing!

also Voldemort: *turns around and starts crying because he ships Drarry.*

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