Dick by MCR
(We could get somebody else,
But we want someone like you.)
Well, as soon as I get my dick
I'll point it out the window at the setting sun
As soon as I get my dick
I'll tell you all about it when you fall in love
As soon as I get my dick
I'm gonna make a call
Well, as soon as I get my dick
Get my dick
Well the uniform isn't sewn
They make 'em like we give 'em out to anyone
As soon as we get your dick
A heckle for a penis is a lot of fun
It's just the kind of place we run
Because the government
Because the government wants your dick
Wants your dick
Whoa
Well, if I'm old enough to die for your mistakes
Then let's go
Am I hard enough to fill up what the engine takes?
I don't know
But if you're watching up above
They're teaching me to kill
Who's teaching me to love?
Now baby
Isn't it crazy?
Well as soon as I get my dick
(As soon as I get my dick)
They'll put me on vacation underneath the sun
As soon as I get my dick
I'll holler and flash it at my belting blood
Dick on the sand
Like a hole from an IED
'Cause I'm holding up my dick
Holding up my dick
Yeah
And if I'm old enough to die for your mistakes
Then let's go
Am I hard enough to fill up what the engine takes?
I don't know
And if you're watching up above
They're teaching me to kill
Who's teaching me to love?
Now baby
Isn't it crazy?
As soon as I get my dick
(Don't even have a dick!)
As soon as I get my dick
(Don't even have a dick!)
As soon as I get my D - I - C - K
(Don't even have a dick!)
I'm standing out in the S - U - N
(Don't even have a dick!)
I'm never gonna have a son
(Don't even have a dick!)
She's never gonna have a son
(Don't even have a dick!)
I'm never gonna have a S - O - N
And now I'm never gonna have a S - O - N
And if I'm old enough to die for your mistakes
Then let's go
Am I hard enough to fill up what the engine takes?
I don't know
And if you're watching, up above
They're teaching me to kill
Who's teaching me to love?
Now baby
Isn't it crazy?
As soon as I get my dick
(Don't even have a dick) 7x
Well, as soon as I
As soon as I get my dick.
this is the funniest thing in the world idc
