Medical Training with the Sextet of Chaos - 1-Gay reacts!

Reaction Time!

Before I start, I'd like to mention a couple of things.
1: This is a one shot reaction, meaning there will only be one chapter.
2: This work is a reaction to a chapter from a book written by SpookyScaryAce
3: It is not set in the same universe as their book, so everyone's backstories are their canon backstories.
4: Shinsou replaces M*neta in 1-A, and he will be referred to as Hitoshi instead of Shinsou
5: I've brought Sir Nighteye back to life.
6: Class Arson will be referred to by their hero names or the first names. No exceptions.
Right, on with the storie!
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"Can Class 1-A please report to the Auditorium for your medical course"

The announcement echoed throughout the school five minutes before the end of lunch. Class 1-A looked confused but made their way over to the auditorium anyway. They were surprised, however, to see Principal Nezu opening the door with Ectoplasm behind him, ready to guide them to their seats.

Once they were all seated Iida raised his hand. "Mr Principal sir, may I enquire as to why we are attending medical training in the auditorium instead of giving us time to do this in our own time at the dorms?" He asked, hands chopping.

"Well, from prior experience it is clear that letting hormonal teenagers free reign with theses kind of things is unwise." Nezu paused his speech to look over at a bunch of Pro-Heroes that were seated to the side of the stage. "Therefore, we will have a video clip and a demonstration. The clip shows why we do demonstrations, and the demonstration that is actually educational."

1-A looked slightly confused. Why did they need to watch a video clip? What had happened? And why were all those Pro Heroes doing here?

Gran Torino stood up and made his way to the stage. Midoriya, Todoroki and Iida looked surprised. Last time they had seen him was in Hosu city.

He cleared his throat, then began speaking. "Right so the Pro Heroes gathered over there are the contactable collection of Class Arson. The clip your about to watch is an excerpt from their groupchat's that they allowed us to use for educational purposes."

"Wait does this mean we finally get to find out why the sextet of chaos got the worst grade possible on this?" Asked Best Jeanist.

Ectoplasm sighed. "Yes it does."

1-A looked over at the Pro Hero's as Shota, Nemuri, Tensei, Toshinori and Hizashi groaned.

"Well let's start with the video!" Nezu called from his cozy nest in Shota's scarf.

28th September 2099
Class 1-A
~[09 : 00]~

Sorahiko Torino: Well then, since my classroom mysteriously caught fire yesterday, I have to set your school work over text. Your assignment for this week will be to research the basics of surgery.

Yu Takeyama: I'm pretty sure you don't learn surgery unless you decide to be a doctor , sir.

Enji Todoroki: Rei said class B are just learning about CPR schnit

"Wait you and Mother went to school together?" Asked Todoroki.

"Yes, yes we did." Enji responded, not meeting his sons eyes. The other people in the room glanced between the two, before Nezu cleared his throat and the video continued.

Ya girl Toshinori: Nice save.

Sorahiko Torino: You're doing surgery becuase I know it's your fault my classroom is covered in ash, you children of Satan. You can form groups, no more than six and no less than two. Once you have your groups please come to the faculty lounge to collect the anatomically correct model as well as the necessary tools. Fuck you