I woke up a Herbies baby was laying on me
while eating his snacks "blue"he pointed at his tablet that was showing him colors,I gasped as I felt my baby flutter "tt you woke up"he sat up on my legs and looked at me "I'm your cousin and where is yo damn daddy" "umm dada"he pointed towards the kitchen and I grabbed him off my legs and sat him on the couch
"On bro ari you lyin,yo weird ass on some bullshit"he yelled at ari through the phone "why the fuck you yelling in my damn house at that"I crossed my arms and ari started yelling at him "you selfish ass bitch,all yo- I shook my head and left the kitchen
"Cousin can you tell dada i done"he pointed at his juice and I nodded "just go take it to dada"he grabbed his cup and ran to the kitchen
I slowly walked to the bathroom and seen a spider "HERBIE COME KILL IT"I screamed and jumped up and down as he slowly made his way towards me "kill what"I pointed at a spider and he smashed it with his shoe "baby ass spider"he mumbled and went back downstairs
"Daddy I see buggy" herbie shook his head "it went bye bye" he waved his hand in the air and smiled "bye bye buggy"i closed the door and did my morning routine "cousin I come in" I silently laughed and shook my head "Uh un I'm taking a shower" "oh ok I ask dada for shower" I heard the door close as I continued washing my body I felt little rumbles I didn't know if I was hungry or the baby was moving but either way I would still love some food
I heard the door open and I quickly wrapped my towel around myself "On bro I just ate all yo eggs and bacon" my lips quivered as I looked at him "FOE YOU TWEAKIN,THEM WAS FOE ME AND MY BABY" I flicked him off and cried into my palms "I'm just playin but on bro you ugly as hell when you cry"he closed my door and my phone started ringing "OUUU MY BABY CALLING" I wiped my tears and quickly answered "To accept this call push- I pushed 0 and she told me the amount I had left
"Mamas"i instantly got butterflies "hey von" "when you gone come see me,I miss you" I put him on speaker as I dried off and put my lotion and deodorant on "I'mma come see you soon baby" I heard him laugh a little "you gone pop a tittie or sum" I rolled my eyes and smiled "boy no the Guard gone see" he smiled his lips and I heard him yawn "mamas imma call you back later" I lowly moaned and crossed my legs "mamas" "hmm" I bit my lip and all I head was his voice going through my body "baby no"
"I'm tired mamas" "mm" "why you not talkin" "da-von I miss you" "oh yeah"I nodded like he could see me "imma be home soon"the phone hung up and I stared in the mirror "Cant wait till his fine ass get home"I rubbed my little pudge as I felt it move around "hey mommy baby"I felt a movement by my hand and it poked it,herbie walked in and closed his eyes "my bad put some clothes on" I mugged him
"What the hell yo ass want" I heard him smack his lips "Von said beat yo ass" I shook my head and laughed "y'all can gone"BOOM BOOM BOOM POLICE!!!! OPEN UP SEARCH WARRENT!!!
"Herbie I ca-
