Pranipat!
Mahabharat is not new to us. But I think Big Bharat is ......
Not 15 contestants there are more than a hundred contestants. Hosted by Dharma.
A new story with a new plot. A new sabha with a new game. The same king but with a rationalised...
Pranipat! Vaddkam! Sasriyakal! Aadab!... To keise he Aap log??? Makan chor co-presents Bigg Bharat Sign partner- Wattpad. Welcome welcome welcome to the house of Bigg Bharat."
[Swag se karenge sabka swagat....]
So guys what's up ....I know u people are very interested to know the contestants. So here is the first-....arrre sorry sorry not *a* they are..1,2,3,4,5,...... Bhai isse age toh ginti aati he mujhe.....bbbbut counting them is not my cup of coffee. Apun chai nhi pita.😎 It's too middle class Monika beta.
So here comes .... The cruelest of cruels. Ladkiyan jinke piche........... Thukna bhi pasand nhi Karti. The one and only Duryodhan and Dushashan with their nanhe munhe bhai-behen. Again sorry the family tree is too complicated. Isn't it?? Only bhai....no behen. Dushala sis denied to come.
The gates opened and duryodhn and Dushashan wearing a denim jeans with bare chests entered. But wait it's not that simple. The crowd of hundred brothers started pushing each other to make the baudience (readers) feel their presence. It made Duryodhan fall.
[Paan Main Pudeena Dekha Naak Ka Nageena Dekha Chikni Chameli Dekhi Chikna Kameena Dekha Chaand Ne Cheater Hoke Cheat Kiya Toh Saare Taare Bole Gilli Gilli Akhaa] ...this song was being played when the kurus entered.
Arre bhai... control. It's the premier bro....abhi se girna chalu kr diya tumne toh.
Duryuodhan smiled forcefully and said, "no no bro.... I'm practising (he started doing push-ups on the ground)."
Dharma said with stretched brows, " oh I see. Now u bhaiyaes may go into the house I don't want my baudience to laugh at u anymore. (The hundred bros went inside the palace)
Haaash... So my Pyaare Pyaare baudience now comes the most loved Krishna's favourite..... And the luckiest husbands (😉I'm jealous by the way). Leave .... Here comes the son of Pandu ..the pandavas.
[Tenu kala chashma.Tenu kala chashma. Tenu kala chashma jachda ae, jachda ae gore mukhde te. Tenu kala chashma jachda ae, jachda ae gore mukhde te.] And the pandavas entered.
Each of them were wearing a Kala chashma. The girls present in the baudience were mad to see Arjuna. They were climbing the stage. Arjuna tore his shirt and threw it towards his mad fans. And threw a flying kiss too.
"Arre bas bas.... Zyada photage khane ki zarurat nhi he... Vedvyas ji ne veise bhi kaafi photage Dedi he tum logon Ko. Ab chup chap Patli gali se enter ho jao...inside the house."
They started going towards the gate but then again a song played and Dharma asked them to stop.
[Tu Hai Lajawaab, Tere Jalwe Hazaar Mera Bhi Pata Hai, Main Na Maanu Kabhi Haar Teri Meri Duniya Mein Be-Hisaab Pyar Main Hoon Ek Angel Aur Devil Mera Yaar Tere Jaisa Duniya Mein Koi Bhi Nahi
Jise Dhoondti Nazar Lage Tu Hi Hai Wahi Pariyon Ki Rani Hoon Main Sabse Haseen Par Tere Bina Kick Mujhe Milti Nahin]
And here comes the heroine of the epic.... The most beautiful ...more than aish😉.... Born from fire ... DRAUPADI.
Draupadi arrived dancing with a group of men. She was wearing a beautiful red gown. Seeing this Bheema tightened his fist and patted it. Arjun's eyes widened and hand moved to kill those who were touching their panchali with a excuse of dance. Yudhisthira was angry too but showing off as he is not.
The music stopped and the co-dancers went back. Draupadi came to the centre, joined her hands and said with her melodious voice, "Namaste".
A group of men started whistling at her. Bheem took the mic and threw it towards them.
"Arre Bheem itna gussa. Not fair. Control control. Have some patience."
So Draupadi do u want to say something.
"No Dharma.... I don't. Meri koi sunta Kanha he jo mein kuch bolun.😏"
"Awwww.... But now it's Ur house ...I'm giving u the position of queen of the Blue team. Everyone has to listen to u..... Now u along with ur husbands may enter the palace."
Now comes the to be khalnayaks of the show. A song played~
[Ji haan main hoon khalnaayak
Naayak nahi khalanaayak hai tu Naayak nahi khalanaayak hai tu Zulmi bada duhkhadaayak hai tu.....]
So here comes mere favourite aapke favourite Draupadi ke Sakha Krishna.... Aur toote hue haddi ke saath aapke favourite negative role winner...mer bhi favourite Mamashree.
Krishna was in formals with a peacock feather in his blazer. Mamashree was wearing jeans and t shirt with sunglasses.
So Mamashree what's Ur startegy for this show???
"Mere bachhhe.... I don't have any startegies. I'm a very simple person of blood and flesh........ startegies toh Vasudev ki hongi."
Vasudev laughed and replied, " Mamashree aapko kitni fikr haina mere strategies ki. Meri strategy hi AAP hein mamashree."
Mamashree not able to understand.... started laughing. (Then the both too entered the house)
So guys ..... There are two teams inside the house one blue whose leader is Vasudev and king is Yudhisthira and Queen is Draupadi. And the second one...the red one...whose leader is Mamashree, king - Dhritrashtra.,Queen - Gandhari mata. All the elders are already inside the house. So good bye, Tata, see u, love u, miss u...till then....THUMPS UP TASTE THE THUNDER AHAAA..... ******
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