"Hey mommy, those boys are gay!!" Shouted a little boy. But Liam replied with "No, we just wear capris and shirts that are to tight. So they just continued walking, when they found, Justice, there favorite store. That was when their whole life changed.
They realized that Simon Cowell, a music producer, was there buying clothes for himself. So the group of guys just waited outside for Simon. When he got out of Justice, Harry hit him upside the head with his purse.
The five boys put him in their hippie van and drove to their pink and purple flower home. Zayn dropped him on the sectional. When Louis' mom came out and asked if they wanted any motts for totts apple juice. So everyone just ignored her.
When Simon woke up he was being interrogated by five strange dudes. Niall asked if he would sigh gay guys to a boy band deal. He rejected it at first, so the five guys sang a song they made up. It was so girly that they made Simon cry. He said "I have always loved boy bands who sing like girls."
So Simon agreed to sign them for three years. That is how One Direction REALLY came to be. Now they are the crappy boy band that no real man will ever like.
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The Real Story of 1-D
FanficThis is the real way 1-D became a boy band. The story they say is just a cover up.
