Before we start thank you grace Reiter on TikTok for giving me inspiration and something to do ✨yuh✨
It was late Saturday night and Brittany was going to a post Malone concert with her three bestïęś Dr.phil and John what would you do as well as her younger brother Adam from sm6band. The tension was hIGH. Brittany and her BeStïeS got there early so she could see postie but she had enough time to get 5 guys so she wouldn't seem like the other girls.She had saved up all of her money from being a TikTok southern preacher part time so she could buy tickets.
The show quickly started. And Britney choked on her 5 guys from being so startled from the loud noises and it shot out of her nose fast and chunky. It flew on to someone and Brittany yelled "oh no sorry xoxo kombucha girl" the person turned around and it was buzz lighter ( or whatever his name is HAVENT seen the movie)-sorry autocorrect h a h a)
He spat on her shoe and started throwing L'Oréal shampoo (but the light blue kind at her). Fortunately it never got in her eyes and she cried out in pain. Postie noticed and yelled out "LUV ARE YOU ALRIGHT?" She sniffled and nodded. He existed the stage for about thirty seconds. Ten minutes later a security guard came to get Brittany.
"H-h-he he wants ME?"Brittany sneezed out another fry chunk but did so eloquently and graceful. Her beauty lit up the room.
2 hours later after the very long show postman came backstage to see her.
"BRITTANY HEYYY"
" how's my favorite southern preacher"
"I'm good postie in fact I'm fabulous I manifested all of this h a h a "
Postman stared as Brittany spaced out and started singing kiwi by Harry styles( stream by the way).
He FEEEEELLLLL for her fast. Fell harder then a scooter wacking against your shins."How about we go back to my place? I have a pool AND a walk in pantry with wine so I'm pretty set for life are you down?"
"YES MELON LETS GO!!!"

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Kombucha girl meets song boy
LobisomemBrittany broski x post Malone yeah maybe like some Harry styles idk cool cool anyways stream kiwi by Harry styles