From CutMyEyesOut: no one touch my EJ *holds him*
Everyone: *backs away slowly*
EJ: *laughs* it's okay no one will take me I promise!!!
Me: nope!!!
Ben: nope
Jeff: nope
Splendor: nope
Slender: nope
Sally: nope
Hoodie: nope
Masky: nope
Hobo joe: nope
Obama: nope
L: nope