Let me share with you some questionable things that I have said.
" Keep throwing stuff, you gon throw out yo back."
"Go trip over a knife." I heard this in a song and now I can't stop saying it.
" If I swim in the middle of that pool somethings gonna grab me"
"Ok you beluga whale built bitch"
"Natsu got on them Jesus 12s"
"You got 5 minutes to go layer up before mom beats the black off you...what you doing standing there for...goodbye"
"Stop chewing on yellow crayons"
"Suck my non-existent di-" *gets glared at by mother* "nevermind"
Friend: there's a rat in your house.
Me: you're not in my house though.
"Naruto got 99 problems and Sasuke is all of them."
"You guys are practically gay for each other."
"You have 5 seconds to defend yourself or take this ass whoopin"
"Green means go, yellow means go faster and red means blow your engine and if you're in my way I'm running yo ass over!"
"That's facts, beat his ass!!"
"You know you're best friends when you can look at each other and laugh for no reason at all."
"Surgery is just stabbing people back to life."
"Firefly is the opposite of waterfall."
"Why would he be stalking you?!? You ain't even cute with yo fat forehead ass."
Friend: I look like a whole snack
Me: what snack bitch, chitlens?
" You must be a bottle of 2% milk cuz that was smooth."
" I'm smiling because I have no idea wtf is going on."
"I don't just bully you I'm coming for everybody's ass...wait a damn minute I ain't mean it like that."
"Hey mamas."
Aaaaaannnnnnnd scene.
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Pictures and memes just because
HumorDon't ask why I have some of these because I don't know I got most of them from the internet and some of them from other stories plus some of them are funny af!!
