"Ash, put the knife down!"
"No!"
"Put it down, I'll give you anything, excluding a second knife."
Hi, my name's Nathan, and you're probably wondering how I got into this situation.
It all started when I became a stan for a group named Crack Club.
I found them on a little know site named Twitter, after some drama flared up and they decided to create a new, unproblematic group, without white gamer men saying slurs. I immediately followed them, turning on notifications and liking almost every tweet.
I continued to bother them for a significant amout of time, though they would likely disagree that I was a bother.
Until one fateful day, I tweeted. I wondered out loud what it was like to be a part of the group. An from that point forward, I began living like the Y/N I was destined to be.
They followed me back, and would interact with me alot more. That day, I almost turned inside out, I was so nervous. And, within the hour, they began to pressure me into picking my favourite member. Specifically Erin. If I could look her dead in the eyes right now, you bet your ass I would. Continuing on; Erin frightened me into picking her, I honestly didn't have much choice.
My real favourite changes based on how they treat me or eachother, but don't tell them that, it's my way of stopping them from being mean to eachother. Sorry Crack Club.
Anyway, I tweeted after this incident as a joke, that we were "Practically best friends" and that i should be added to the group chat. Aria very quickly responded essentially just telling me to wait and see. Understandably, i panicked, as she hadn't added a '/j' or '/s'.
Later, i was added to the group chat, and was welcomed by spamming from the group's account. My chest was tight, and i couldn't tell whether i was laughing or hyperventilating.
They invited me to play a game of Scribbl.io with them, and i immediately hopped onto my pc, eager to have some fun with the people i had invested so much time in. It was a blast, i hadn't smiled that wide in a long time. My cheeks hurt by the time i logged out.
As time went on, some members and I pestered Adds into completing the fans discord server so that i could play more games with them. And finally, she finished it, after three days.
And all things were normal, until the marriage bot joined.
