So, the thing about the marriage bot is that things get real weird real quick.
With the ability to marry, adopt, stab, slap, punch ect, the crack club and I played around, and for that I'm sorry, as it results in this shitshow of a book.
It all begins with me and Dot. I asked her to marry me, platonically of course (I'm very gay), and she said yes. There was some back and forths, divorces and engagements happening on and off. Soon, our family began to grow.
Dot adopted Ash, and suddenly I had become a father. However Erin, who had previously stabbed all of us at least 5 times each, had adopted me under the threat of my daughter.
Ash unfortunately had learned too much from Erin. She began attempting to stab people, including herself. And here, my dearest friends, is where the scenario begins.
"Ash, put the knife down!" I yelled, fearfully, attempting to calm my daughter, who was feeling particularly stabby.
"No!" She responded, no regard for anything besides her knife.
"Put it down, I'll give you anything, excluding a second knife." I said this in an attempt to bargain with my dear daughter, however it appeared that she had inherited my smarts.
"A third knife."
"No knives! But, I'll give you a hug..."
"Don't use how touch starved I am against me." Shit.
Luckily Dot intervened. She's very clearly the better parent.
"I will hug you if you put the knife down."
At first, Ash wasn't convinced. I hugged her anyway, what was I supposed to do, watch her attack people? No, I may not be good with parental responsibility, but I had to diffuse the situation. She finally dropped the knife and all was calm.
We have since grown even more. Ash married Aria, and has since stopped stabbing people, Erin is salty because I disowned myself and she is no longer my parent, and all is well.
I should talk about Adds some more. She's erins daughter (this is my book Adds, you refused to write it so you'll play any role i give to you)
However, this book could still continue. If you would like to be a part of it, follow @thecrackclub on twitter! from there, you can join the server.
