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Bullshit awakening

So i hate it when people mess with my sleep.. and its no different if youre a unicorn youre no different (glares at Bob) ..... so this is what happened

Marielle do you take liam hemsworth to be your something something husband

Me: I do

Liam do you take Marielle to be your something something wife

Me: I do

Is there any objections

*Silence*

You may now kiss the bri-

MARIELLE MARIELLE MARIELLE MARIELLE MARIELLE

Me: *jumps up falls on the floor* WHAT THE FUCKKK

Bob the unicorn: The kitchen on fire

Me: *Gets up TRIES to go back on the bed slips on blanket falls to the floor* UGHHHHHH LEAVE ME ALONE I DONY CARE

Bob the unicorn: Im gonna shoot you

Me: I dont care

Bob the unicorn: *Sighs* Iateallyouricecream

Me: *jumps up* You what

Bob the unicorn: I ATE YOUR MOTHA FUCKINGG IIIICCCEEECREAM

Me: NOW IM UP YOU BIT-

Mom: Dont kill bob

Me: he ate my icecream

Mom: Your icecream is in your refrigerator

Me: *Glares at Bob* Why....... Did...... You.... Wake ....... Me .... Up

Bob the unicorn: Because i love you and i wanted breakfeast because last time i tried to cook and burnt down the house and u chased me down one block got mad that i made u run ONE FUCKING BLOCK AND U THREW A ROCK AT MY HORN AND I HAD TO GO TO UNICORN LAND TO GET A NEW ONE

Me: Okay ill get u some food * walks out my room pushes bob slams the door* LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND ASK MY MOM TO MAKE U FOOD GOOD NIGHT... ✋✋