Difficulty: Hard||Countryhumans (Collab book)

Chapter 12

"No! Why do you always want the stuff?!" Finland argued.

"Because I deserve it! You guys are gonna probably die with all the loot!" Norway said.

"Pfft! I think it's the other way around!" I said, trying to hold in my laugh.

"No! I'm responsible!" Norway bragged.

I rolled my eyes and pushed Norway out of the way and opened the chest.

"Hey! I thought I was getting it!" Norway yelled.

"Oh my god, one of you just get the stuff so we can get out of here!" Finland interrupted.

I looked inside the chest and there were two bottles o' enchanting, a crossbow, string, two saddles, and some arrows. I sighed.

"Did you find anything good?" Finland asked me.

"Eh, I got two bottles o' enchanting," I said and turned around to show Finland the bottles.

"Oooh! What are those? What do they do?" Norway said, pushing Finland aside.

"Rude!" Finland yelled.

"It's just bottles that give you XP," I said and pulled the bottles close to my chest.

"Can I try one?" Norway asked as he tried to grab one of the bottles.

"No! These are rare and there's only two!" I immediately replied.

"Please?!" Norway begged.

"No!"

"Please!"

"No, shut up!"

"But please!"

"No, and that's final."

Norway sighed in defeat I slightly smiled.

"Okay let's go home," Finland said.

Me and Norway agreed and we started walking down the stairs. Once we got down to the last floor, I noticed there were pillagers surrounding us!

"Holy shit, more spawned already?" I asked.

"Apparently, but we gotta hunt 'em down," Finland said as he grabbed his sword.

"Let's get 'em!" Norway said and charged at one of the pillagers.

I evilly grinned and charged at the pillagers. Finland did the same and eventually we killed all of them.

"Hurry, we gotta go home before more pillagers spawn," Finland said and started running to the direction of the house.

Me and Norway nodded and we ran after Finland.

Time Skip

We arrived at the house and put some stuff in the chests.

"I really want horses so we don't have to run," Finland said.

"Yeah, we have three saddles which is enough for all of us," I said.

"Really? When?" Finland asked.

"I got two at the outpost and one at the temple," I answered.

"Oh alright, you got wheat?" Finland said.

"I got three stacks because I took some hay bales at the village-" I replied.

"Perfect, let's go find a horse, eh?" Finland said.

I nodded and opened the door.

"Wait but I don't know how to tame a horse or even ride one!" Norway said.

I sighed. "We'll teach you when we find horses."

"Okay.." Norway said.

Time Skip

"Hey look I think I see a horse over there!" Finland said, and pointed to a four-legged figure in the distance.

"Oh yeah!" I said and me and Finland started running towards the horse.

"Wait up guys!" Norway said from behind us but we ignored him.

We got to the horse and Finland started to feed it with wheat.

"I thought this one was mine.." I said and looked at the ground.

"But I found it! Sorry, you can have the next one," Finland said as he fed the horse.

"Hey, what about me?! I want the next one!" Norway complained.

"Just be patient and get the last one!" Finland said, obviously annoyed. "Okay, can I have the saddle now?"

I nodded and gave him a saddle. He put it on the horse and hopped on the horse. Honestly he looked hot on it- (i'm sorry-)

"Aye I think he likes me," Finland said.

"He definitely does!" Norway said and Finland rode the horse around.

"Okay, can we go find one for me and Norway now?" I asked.

"Mhm,"

We walked for a few minutes and we saw a horse!

"Hey I see one!" I said and quickly ran to it. Finland trotted his horse towards my soon-to-be horse. Norway was falling behind but he eventually caught up. Finland got off his horse. I started to feed the horse and I put the saddle on it. I hopped on the horse.

"U-Uh.. I don't know how to ride a horse-" I said and looked at Finland since I knew Norway doesn't know how to ride a horse either. Finland sighed and grabbed my hands.

"Okay so you hold on to this.." he said and placed my hand on a part of the saddle. (idek how to ride a horse either okay-) I looked at his blue eyes, obviously not listening to what he was saying. "Swed? Were you listening?" he asked me and waved in front of my face. I quickly snapped out of it and nervously chuckled. "You weren't, right?" he said and looked at me in a "bruh" way. I shook my head and he had to explain it all over again.

Small Time Skip

"Now you know how to ride a horse," Finland said and looked at me. "I hope you were watching and listening, Norway. I don't want to explain it all over again.."

"Uh.. I wasn't," Norway said and nervously laughed.

Finland facepalmed and mumbled something to himself that I couldn't hear.

"Thanks, Fin! Now we need to find Norway a horse," I said and started to trot my horse away.

"Why do you always walk away from us? Wait up!" Finland said from behind me and I could hear Norway running.

Small Time Skip again-

"We round a horse but I have to explain on how to ride it. AGAIN," Finland said.

Norway awkwardly smiled and rubbed the back of his neck. "Heheh..."

I decided to help a Finland explain to Norway so it could be faster.

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"Okay so put your hand here.." Finland said.

"Got it," Norway said.

"Then next you-" Finland said but was cut off.

"You grab onto this and make sure the horse is comfortable," I interrupted and showed Norway.

"Swed, you don't have to-" Finland said and grabbed onto my shoulder.

"No, no, let me help you," I refused.

"Swedy- I mean Sweden, no need," He looked at me.

"Did you just call me-?"

"No!"

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i'm so sorry

chapter written by: uhangiie
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15/7/2020

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