Suga nodded as I slowly grabbed my bat, looking at him with resentment and anger,ready to break his oh so ugly ankles . I laughed as he smiled at me. Who does this fool think he is? does he think I'm JOKING ? Well , I'm not😼 he won't be laughing soon as he crawls across the floor with broken bandaged ankles.
He continued to smile, as I got ready to swing my bat 😼killing me softly started to play and he looked around.
" Uhh.... This is reminding me too much of killing stalking and I'm started to get concerned - " he picked himself up and ran up the stairs, but his fate was determined .
He continued to stumble up the old wooden stairs that creaked as he went. I laughed, steadily getting closer to him with my bat. " You can be the yoon to my sangwoo ;) "
He continued to stumble up the old wooden stairs that creaked as he went. I laughed, steadily getting closer to him with my bat. " You can be the yoon to my sangwoo ;) "
I hit him, and he fell , screaming and crying as his head hit each one of the stairs with a clunk. " THIS ISN'T AS FUNNY AS IT WAS IN KILLING STALKING - "
I picked up his unconscious body and swung it around scream singing " lalalallalala yeahhh 😼❤️"
His leg twitched and he started screaming " YUHHH GET INTO IT " as his head smashed into the walls as I swung him around, whacking him w a bat while doing so.
Suddenly sangwoo burst in " MOM?! I THOUGHT U WERE DEAD OMGGGGGG "
" DO I LOOK LIKE - wait omg sangwoo I'm ur biggest fannnnnn u been looking extra hot in the last chapter 👀 like damnnn "
" U be looking a bit ashy though, soz " I said, continuing to swing suga. Sangwoo noticed the song playing " SHUT UP EVERYBODY THIS HERE IS MY JAM. YESSSSS KILLING ME SOFTLYYYYYYYYYYYY OMGGG DID I TELL U ABOUT THE TIME I SLICED YOONS NECK OPEN TO THIS SONG ? fun times 😼"
" Idk what that boy been doing , like why he so freaked out I called him mom? Like damn bro issa compliment u ugly asfff yet I gave u a COMPLIMENT " sangwoo sighed
" He always had nothing better to do then say sAnGwOo 🥺 like stfu bro u lucky I haven't murdered you " Sangwoo angrily threw suga out of the window.
" yuh, so rude of him. " I sighed, giving sangwoo a hug. " Damn bro u be feeling so ashy like u need some lotion? "
Sangwoo looked at me " Who do u think u are? why aren't you scared of me like I could break ur ankles this SECOND to this song u know KILLING ME SOFTLYYYYYY?! honestly what's ur PROBLEM . Like if u keep saying that ur going to be the ashy one here "
" My bad, my bad " I giggled . " anyways since ur straight, wanna do this dance ? it be the renagade 👀 I'm sure u got some hot moves like u be moving like a flame 👀🔥"
" Uhh is that supposed to be a joke because I'm not finding it funny. " Sangwoo said, picking up his bat
" Uh sorry but that's MY bat now I used it to hit suga and I wrote my name on it..... "
He chased after me with the bat as I giggled " oHhH sAnGwOoo come break my ankles 👀🔥"
I turned around to see he actually looked serious and screamed the first tik tok audio that came to my head " UHHH - I LIVE HEREEEEEEEEEEEE " he didn't seem very convinced, ashily chasing me with his pink hello kitty bat.
" Damn bro u be as straight as jumin han 👀" I ran in circles watching him get dizzy.
" U know what sangwoo I'm bored break my ankles " I said, sighing, as I fell onto the floor and cried " killing me - sob - soft - sob - ly - sob - "
" u wanna talk about it? I'm always here if u need me mom ❤️ " Sangwoo said, hugging me and smiling, his ashy scent filling my nose
" SIKEEE BITCH U AIN'T MY MUM U A FAKE I HATE UUUUU" He said as he smashed the hello kitty bat into my head.
u wanna know what my last words were? " r-roll up to the party with my crazy pink wig 😌".
Also fyi suga isn't dead hes twerking on a cliff somewhere idk
