Chapter 3: How I Met Almost Certain Death

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[Time: 10:45am]
[Location: Testing Chamber]

Soren's POV:

*After That Hell Of a test we finally finished our break... that is until the dreaded part of the Exam.*

Hera: The break is done. Please follow me towards the second part. Physical Ability and Sparing Matches.

*"SON OF A BI- WELP TIME TO DI-" Soren would be internally dying. This is the part he was dreading. This is the part he has to try in life.*

Soren: Alright Death.

Hera: Is everyone ready to go to the Second Part?

Everyone: ...

Everyone(In Their Minds): *"KEEPER WHY! PLEASE NO. NOOOOOO-"*

Everyone: Yes Ma'am.

*Everyone would file out of the Testing Chamber. Into a gym type room but there would be a boxing ring?*

Hera: I will call you up one by one. And you will spar for at least 5 minutes, one admits defeat, or is just unable to battle. We will also give you rings that is infused with "Life Arcana" that will keep track of your health. If you fall into the red, you are deemed unable to continue and the spar will be called then and there. Any questions?

Random Guy In The Back: Uh actually I have a valid que-

Hera: No alright! Can Sky and Ace come forward?

Soren: "Well time to go get destroyed... Why is my magic so conditional? Like what in hell is it even useful for in a fight? Yeah I can take away a person's karmic value but I will become more lazy... SON OF A BI-"

[Soren had been internally thinking for so long that-]

Hera: Soren? Do we have a Soren Sevier here? SOREN IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR BRAIN-

Soren: Huh?

Hera: -DEAD AZZ OVER HERE I WILL PERSONA- Oh did I say that out loud? Sorry about that...

Soren: OH FRICK -

Soren would go up and enter the ring before Hera got any more mad.

Soren: HERE MA'AM.

Hera: Good, Get in the ring. You are fighting against Iza.

*A girl in a short Blue Shirt that says "Demolish Majority Productions, Up with Plurality!" And Blue jean was waiting for Soren in the arena. She gave off the aura of "If you even try to fight me you are dead."*

Soren(In His Mind): "So this is how death looks like. Hey at least death looks hot! NO SOREN, you cannot give in to impure thoughts. Just think about surviving for 5 minutes and you will be fin-"

Hera: AND BEGIN!

*Iza would try to run up and kick him. Soren would dodge and roll to the side.*

Soren: EYY COME ON! I'M TRYING TO INNER MONOLOGUE OVER HE-

*Iza would try to punch him in the ribs with her left and with her right try to grab Soren. Soren would just roll back. Until his eyes light up with Green.*

[Karmic Values]
Soren: 110
Iza: 100

Soren(His Thoughts): Shite she has normal luck. I need her to get down a tiny bit more luck for the Karma part of my magic to kick in.

*Soren would then augment Iza's Luck and dodging attacks while Iza was throwing hands at Soren, like someone is about to get the last toilet paper in 2020.*

[Karmic Values]
Soren: 160
Iza: 50

Soren(Thoughts): *That should get her down for the BS to start taking place...*

*Soren would then yawn. Iza saw the opportunity and punch him square in the chest. That attack sent Soren straight for the ropes. Then suddenly he felt 50 punches at him...She was just standing there with her eyes glowing blue, then everything looked like a blur, then she appeared punching the ever living crud out of Soren.*

[HP Levels]
Soren: Orange
Iza: Lime

*Soren would then look up and...*

Soren: Hey I've seen this one before! This is a classic! And your next line is: 'Nani?'

Iza: Wha-?

*A ceiling light fell on Iza... knocking her down to Red.*

Hera: Uhhhhh- Soren is the winner!

Soren: CHOTTO MATTE-

[Chapter End]

[AN: Huh I really died for a month... but I finally did this!]

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