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     "Alright, Mr. Pants. I'll let it slide this time," the principal announced. "Thank you sir, It won't happen again." Lance assured, steadily getting up from his seat. "It better not," the principal whispered as Mr. Pants walked out of the office. Hunter stood, staring at him with fury. "I'm sorry for curb stomping you into nearby traffic, Conservative Hunter," Lance mocked. Hunters older brother, Nick Videos sat next to Hunter. Lancey Pant's eyes met Neek Videohs. "Hey," he gushed, doing the Debby Ryan.
     "Hey Lancey," he giggled in response. Fascist Hunter growled, clenching his fists. "Hunter, stop! Lets get of here, Pantsie Lancey," Nicki Videos grasped the boys hand and ran with the wind. The air smelt of glue and body odor. Suddenly, Tony Lopez appeared. "You two need to get to your Trump Rally." Tony explained. "Oh, how ever will we get there?" Lance started hyperventilating. "Have no fear." Tony suddenly turned into the helicopter he is. "Perfect!" Mr. Videos exclaimed as him and Lancey Pants hopped in.  The helicopter was filled with roses and "Blue Lives Matter" (that hurt to type) flags. "Oh my, it's beautiful Nickolina.." Lance gushed.
     Nick got on one knee, causing Lance to gasp. "Lancey Ray Cist Pants.. I have loved you since the day I saw you protesting outside of Planned Parenthood, advocating to strip women's rights even further. Will you marry me?" Nicky Poo held out a ring that read "F LIBERALS". Lance sobbed with joy, nodding profusely. The two shared a hug, but were interrupted by a quick shift of the helicopter. The two gasped, hearing an evil laughter begin throughout the helicopter.
    




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