Cuphead X Gravity Falls

👉👈.~Love is Strong~.👉👈

~Cuphead's P.O.V~

I woke up with amnesia. I couldn't remember what happened before. "CUPHEAD!!" Mugs yelled hugging me very tight. "finally..I'm back!!" A yellow triangle said. I burst into laughter. "y-you...you look like a dorito!! a dorito with a top hat and an eye ball with a tie!! that's the biggest rubberhose i've ever seen!! AND I'VE SEEN AN AU WITH ME AND MUGS AS CUPS!!" I pointed at him. He sighed. "sorry...." My brother said. 

He just shook his triangle body and said "my powers are safe again..." Were they taken or something? And who was this guy?! "go back home bill.." Stan said. He flew away. I noticed that everyone looked like they had just been in a battle in our walk back to the mystery shack. "mugs?! what happened to you?! you have a scratch on your cheek and you're bleeding in your arm!" I said holding his arm. 

We stayed in the back as Mugs explained to me what happened. As soon as that happened, all the memories flooded back to me. Traumatizing me. I began to cry. "m-mugs.. I d-dont k-now what happened... I-i-i touched t-the hand of t-this statue and then-... i ffffouuaight youngusydwsfs a-and hsbuiajkcnj jakjbciwu!!!!" I said hugging him. "cupsy, you're crying gibberish again..." He said softly hugging me back. 

I was quiet the rest of the walk. When we got to the shack, I ran to the room and fell on the floor, giving up on life. "aww cmon cuphead. People make mistakes!" Dipper said rubbing my back. I began to cry again. "please don't cry cups..." Mugs said sitting beside me. I couldn't hold back all those tears. Since mugs was brought to me...I voud to keep him safe under my protection...But i did a terrible job!..I mean..I sold his soul to satan himself...said mean things to him as a little kid...gave him a scratch...scared him...made him cry...fought him...made him bleed. What kind of brother am I?!! 

I cried and cried. "hey, if it makes ya feel any better... I made a deal with that yellow guy you saw, and let him possess me. You were just corrupted." Dipper said holding a burnt sock puppet looking like him. Why he has that I don't wanna know. "r-really?" I asked as I dried my tears. "yep. My name was Bipper- I mean, that's what Mabel named me and Bill together..." He said shrugging. I did feel better. He was as stupid as me! "so I guess since you had bill's powers..Your name would/could be Cill!" 

I didn't like the way it was true that I was corrupted with a demon's powers.. But Cill was a good name for mine and Bill's together. "by the way cuphead.. I have a question...Well-  2 questions... 1, what do you mean that there is an AU of you two as cups? and second...when you came back from wherever you went, why did you come back beat up? and who did that to you?" Dipper asked. I thought about it. 

Then I answered, "well our names are cuphead and mugman. So people get the idea to draw me as a cup and mugman as a mug. Makes sense if ya think about it!" I smiled. "b-but we're the originals r-right? Or w-we were the idea?" Mugs questioned. Silence came. Is my world nothing but a lie?!! "okay! next question!" Dipper yelled snapping me out of my terrifying thoughts. "and for the second question if I can remember...I was trying to look for more trouble to cause when I saw this red headed girl with a blue pine tree hat with three other red headed kids. I flew down and started to insult the kids. Then they cried, which really made her mad.

She then got out an axe which made me want to fight her. Aaaaaaaand she won..." I said wanting to cry again. "wendy is too perfect~" I heard Dipper say under his breath. "hey dipper~? Who's Wendy~?" I asked and he started stammering (saying words l-l-like t-t-this) "n-no one! hehe! she's n-nobody!!" Dipper got nervous. VERY nervous. I got in his face and he finally confessed. "fine alright!! last summer I used to have a crush on Wendy!!" I smiled. Me and Mugs burst into laughter. "mugs he fell into the love game!!" I yelled. "so you guys don't have a crush on anyone? I fell in love with a few boys last year!" Mabel asked. 

Then I paused and blushed with the thought of Baroness Von Bon Bon. "uuuuuuh" I responded. I looked to my right and saw mugs covering his red face. "Aaaaah so you guys DO have crushes!!" Dipper got in my face. "if you don't back up right now..." I whispered holding up my charged finger. He backed up. "hey it's ok to be in love guys" Mabel smiled. "pshh, yea right..." I said under my breath." F-fine! I have a crush on Cala Maria! Which was one of the bosses we fought." Mugs spit out. I was shocked. I looked at him with my 'are you freaking serious?!' face. 

He giggled nervously and explained, "in our battle with her she looked so amazing! So perseverant to keep what was hers, never backing down, going full fight mode! Even as a gorgon, I felt myself admiring her! She might of turned me into stone, struck me with lighting, with fishes, made me crash into the ocean, threw ghosts at me, and even when she squeezed me to death, I still can't stop thinking about her~!" We all looked at my weird brother. "what the fuq-" I was interrupted by mugs. "language!!" I apologized. "ok? so what's your crush cup?" Dipper questioned. My face turned red and it got hot. VERY hot. "m-my crush i-is B-B-Baroness V-Von Bon Bon. W-which is also another person w-we fought..." 

I quickly covered my face as mugs laughed. I then explained "w-when we were fighting her... My heart was beating. Like for once, I didn't want to fight or shoot. Then after we beat the devil, I would visit her. She would give me cake and sweets!! She's really amazing~..." They all looked at me  and started laughing again. My red face turned even more red of embarrassment. "w-why are we even doin this stupid lovey dovey stuff! It's stupid and pointless!" I yelled. Then they looked at me. There was a silence for 2 seconds until I started laughing. The rest of the day was fun. And hopefully I won't ever turn into Cill ever again...