The cake manifesto

The Truth, The whole Truth and nothing but the Truth

  I sat staring at the ceiling. The rain pouring and thumping on the roof, it reminded me of a simpler time when cake was cake and people were people. Some things never change, this wasn't one of those times.
  I had learnt a week ago about these "cakes" they LOOKED like apples and human hands and even onions. It truly disturbs me, because I have many questions.
  Were they emptying out apples and peeling onions and filling them with cake? Were they making the cake covering with fondant and making it as detailed as ever? Did they even taste good?
I had no possible idea but now I realize the full extent of what they could be. They could be my Neighbors, my pets, and water and even me.
  Do you know why they put you to sleep while they operate and why it's so uncomfortable for us to see gore?
  Maybe it's because it's our false selves projected to us by the government as a way to hide our true taste? Why do we bleed? Our filing merely spilled out. What about bones? Merely a structure to hold the cake tiers.
  Why would the government withhold this from us you ask? Simply, a worldwide benefit from selling cakes. Us Americans consume it so often without wondering how itsmade and who it's made of.
  Sure we may think we are able to make it but really it's all a government hologram. They hide our interior for their capitalist motives and for a society. They discriminate against acts of cannibalism for this reason, a revealing of one's true self. WE WERE MEANT TO EAT EACH OTHERS CAKEY GOODNESS. WHY ON EARTH WOULD I SAY "DAMN GIRL YA GOT SOME CAKE" OTHERWISE??? We think cake and humans are one of the same in category, SEXY. What's more is that the Cake we consume usually holds the same figure until recent times. Why is that so? In my opinion they are hiding their lies by making us believe this is the TRUE shape of cake. When it's really that most living things ARE CAKE.