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"Excuse me! Coffee delivery!"

Sunday. What a fresh day to refresh my mind and rest. I jumped out of my bed with white tank and boxer only. 

"Let's see! What can we cook today." I opened my refrigerator and as always it's always full packed.. with instant noodles. "Tch." I spontaneously tsk-ing what I see. I ended up order coffee plus toast with an egg at my regular coffee shop delivery. 

I click my tape, listening to K-indie, my favorite genre. I sit on the couch reading a magazine with me as the cover. 

It's clear and big written, "Nation's Handsome Ahjussi, Jung Soo"  Is that a compliment or what?! I laughed bitterly at myself. Ahjussi?! Tsk. I'm old but I'm not really Ahjussi, you know? Anyway, I will be 34 years old soon. But 34 is not very ahjussi, right? I mean.. it's just NEAR almost. Not Ahjussi at all. I laughed once again.. but nation's handsome ahjussi? I'm not the one saying that I'm handsome. But yeah, you may interpret it yourself. 

Anyway, I haven't introduce myself to you properly. W-wait.. I grab my black T-shirt on and casual pants. Am I neat enough now? I'll take it as a yes. 

"Annyeong haseyo, I'm Jung Soo. It's actually my public name since I debut as an actor 13 years ago. I started my first movie when I was 21 years old. Not to brag, but you see all the trophies right there in the corner of my house, It means I always do my best in every work I did and will do.  And.. you saw earlier in that magazine, now they called me Nation's Handsome Ahjussi. Hahaha. But honestly, I don't really socialize.. I don't have SNS, Instagram, social medias, I always keep my life so privately. 34 years old, I have no girlfriend right now. I had some.. but it doesn't work well.. You could say I'm.. lonely?" I rubbed my heart pitifully, then chuckles. "Aniyaaa, I'm just kidding about that. My real name is Jung Hwi Cheol. Jung Hwi Cheol imnida." 

I look at myself in the mirror, practicing.. practicing.. OH NO. Is that okay? Do I brag about my works too much? What to do? I mess my hair, worrying another blind date will not turn out good. I'm going to a blind date. My friend paired me.. the girl is one of his friend, too. So, it's not a random person, okay. My blind date?As usual, I will pick her up and we're going to spend a lunch or dinner together only on the first meeting. Eating together on the first meeting always works the best than any other activities. I roll my sleeves up, watching my muscles once again. I worked out for the blind date, you know. "Okay. You're good. You're all good." I said to myself. 

DING DONG

DING DONG

DING DONG DING DONG

My door rang, but from what I heard, why is the person getting impatient? I opened the door. 

For a second, I skipped. "Who are you?"

She looked at me shocked. Maybe she knows who I am. I mean.. of course she would know. Wouldn't she? But she looked like holding pain. "C-coffee delivery."

I looked at her hands and found my coffee and toast. "Ah, Coffee delivery. Wait. I'll get some money." 

"W-wait, A-ahjussi.." She stopped me, as I turn around at her again, "What?"

"Can you excuse me to go the toilet? I- I think I can't hold it longer. I need to pee." 

"What?!" I more shocked because of her request. I never.. never let any stranger goes into my house. But a coffee deliverer.. ask to pee inside?! I rolled my eyes annoyed. 

"EOTTOKHEE??! I think I will just pee right now right here!!"

"YAAA!! ANIYA!! There there!!" I told her to go to my bathroom. My private bathroom. 

Geez. Is she new? Part-timer? Where is Bong Joon? Bong Joon always deliver the coffee. I know because I always order the coffee from that shop everytime. Ah, so annoying. Should I call the boss and tell about this accident? A part timer barged in customer house to use the bathroom?!