Tip of the "Hat" Speedwagon X reader

His return

     The britian morning was cold and damp,but that did not deter your excitement watching the boats return to shore. Today was the day you would be reunited with the man of your dream, You could only dream of his perfect flowing locks ontop of his broad shoulders. His kind and gentle words, his intelligent snarch. You missed it all, you missed every bit of him and you were desprate for his return. You were so lost in your own desires you didn't notice the ship slowly docking. The waves misted against your face, You heard the sea crew cheering as they arrived. One by one muscular sailors emerged from the ship, You began to worry that he was nowhere to be seen, but then he emergued from the crowd. Robert E.O Speedwagon came rushing towards you with a great wide smirk on his beautiful scared face. He wrapped you in a tight embras,then unexpectedly he kissed you ontop of your forehead. Taken aback you mutter "It's so great to see you again, I missed you so much. He gave out a hearty laugh and whispered in your ear "I missed you to darling, I couldn't wait to be in your arms again." Looking deep in his brown eyes you inquired "Did you find what you were looking for?" His smirk faded and was replaced with an exhausted expression with a sigh he said "I'm afraid we didn't find the Bloody treasure." Not wanting him to be upset you embraced him tighter, unexpectedly he started laughing. You gaze up with curiosity of why he could be so happy after wasting all that time. Looking you deep in the eyes he said "I didn't find the treasure but I managed to strike Bloody oil, We're rich now we can finally start a new life in america." He's gently shaking you in his excitement he has never been so excited before. You whisper in his ear "That's wonderful tonight we're going to celebrate your success and bright future." You link arms and walk side by side back to your cozy home.

Three hours have passed while you drank wine and danced around the living room in joy. As you finish slow dancing to the last song, you both collapse on the couch due to exhaustion. Then your eyes meet and in them is an emotion you don't think you've ever seen in him before. He starts scooching closer on the couch to you, "Darling you have been so good to me, I didn't think I'd find happiness after jothan." His hands start to explore your body "But you have been by myside since then, taking care of my every need." He begins to kiss you with his soft and plump lips. " I missed you while I was on the trip you know, I missed your smile." He starts to shift to you backside to kiss the back of your neck, he wraps his arms around you and starts to massage your body. Kissing begin to tingle the back of your neck, you feel yourself getting hot and aroused. All of a sudden a shiver comes across your body, You feel like you can't move... You feel like you are literally frozen. "Darling!?" You cry out in fear. A mouth moves close to your ear and speaks in a voice that isn't Speedwagon's "You expected Speedwagon BUT IT WAS I DIO"

WTF DID I ACTUALY JUST  WRITE