Zahrahaha felt a strong impact on her head.
"OWWWW" screamed zahrahaha in agony
"get up dumb bitch its already 8" calmly replied areehaha
"THAT'S SO EARLY!" screamed Zahrahaha once again
"IT IS. IT'S 8 AM. YOUR MOM IS GOING TO KIlL YOUUU!!!" areehaha angrily yelled.
That's when zahrahaha realised that she was dead. She looked around her and she was surrounded by beer bottles, drugs, and glass. She was in a club. "fuck" Zahrahaha said under her breath before sprinting towards her house.
Usually her mom would be standing in front of the door waiting for her, but that would be when she came home at midnight. She had never stayed at the local bar overnight, well... until now. There was something odd going on, the sprinklers weren't on, the door was wide open, and there was a huge axe stuck on the tree.
Zahrahaha sneakily slipped through the door and looked around. She ran upstairs and quickly shut her door. She jumped onto her bed and pretended to be asleep. It was around 3 hours later when Zahrahaha started to become confused. Her mom would usually check up on her at around 9 am, it was already 11am!
Just like she went up the steps, she sneakily tip-toed down the stairs and merely said "mom?" before being completely knocked out.
Zahrahaha woke up in a black plastic bag. Zahra frantically moved around, thinking she was dead, but she wasn't. In fact, she was in a garbage dump in a small, narrow alleyway. There was a stab wound on zahrahahas stomach, but it didn't hurt. Her heart hurt more. "Did my mom just try to kill me?" zahrahaha thought to herself.
She wandered down the narrow, but long alleyway, dripping blood everywhere she went. Tears were dripping down her face. Her eyes in and out of sleep. Zahrahaha fell to the ground sad, but even sadder inside.
Zahrahaha woke up in a dark bag wrapped around her head. Zahrahaha thought she was dead so she decided that she would wait for the 7 minutes of her life summarized. Zahrahaha waited and waited.
"Wat? Do I just have no life?" wondered Zahrahaha
Zahrahaha finally concluded that she wasn't dead so, she started to scream.
"flkafldhfoafadflvva-skskskskskksks hydroflaskaaaaaaia" zahrahaha screamed muffled.
Zahrahaha finally ripped the bag off her big head after finding a needle in a haystack. As soon as Zahrahaha could see, she was flooded with a whole pile of red.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM BLEEDINGGG" screamed zahrahaha
"heHEH ehhehhsksks ayayiyiika" zahrahaha heard
"what. the. fuck. I know that voice." zahrahaha thought
Zahrahaha saw Areehaha dancing on the lid of the garbage with 5 liters of beet juice
"YumMy" said areehaha in a very drunk state.
"areehaha is that you?" asked zahrahaha with beet juice all over
"Yeskkskskssk i"M a tUrTlE, blay bLAy lEt it rIPPPPPPPPPP" said areehaha high on monster drink
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