"u have a minute, to win it, good luck", the gaping voice above me said. I frantically looked around. i have a minute to fix everything!! oh god oh fuck, i thought to myself. how do i undo 7000 years?!?!! I said to myself as I ran. Then I heard it. REH REH REH REH REH. i sat up quickly in my bed. i was sweatin. oh god it was just a nightmare. i glanced at the wall clock on the wall. "it's time", i said out loud. "it's time to end the world again". i got off my bed and threw on some skinny jeans and my favorite band tee. I threw my log locks into a messy bun and then threw on a beanie to pull the whole look together. i slithered out of my house and started walking to my office. humans have been really pulling my leg. getting on my last nerve. rustling my jimmies. but im gonna show them. They think they can get away with the kardashians, capitalism, musically, and ? i think tf not.
I stomped into my office building and said good morning to my secretary Teresa. I sat at my desk and started going through my list of potential candidates. i have to be subtle this time. can't have anyone fucking this up. not again. i swiped through my list. too tall, too long, too bodacious... they can't be anybody special. Just some average joes. Maybe 1 average hoe.
I spent a good 6 hours narrowing it down to 4 people who I'm confident can get the job done. no one will expect it. Not even they will expect it. this is perfect, i said to myself out loud. i really outdid myself :) I stared at my ipad screen. perfect. I have my death, pestilence, famine, and war. My 4 horsemen are unstoppable.
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The Four Whoresmen of the Apocalypse
Historical FictionThe Christian apocalyptic vision is that the Four Horsemen are to set a divine end time upon the world as harbingers of the Last Judgment. What happens when god appoints 4 dumbasses as the horsemen?
