BRIIIIIINNNGGG
That was the sound of Lil nas x's alarm clock going off on May 23 2020. It was corona viris time and he was not sick...... but he was sick of america. specifically donald trump. He wanted to do something. He wanted to help our country get better and not all be vicitims of a global pandemic because that sucks and anyway lil Nas is a great guy he just wants to help which is why today he is going to........ wait for it.......
K*LL THE PRESIDENT
he knows that it is scary and could get him in trouble but he is a barb abd therefore has no fear. He calls an uber and sets his destination as the whitehouse. It takes a while to get there and he is pretty neevous on the drive but still he has no fear because as a nicki stan he knows he cannot die. Anyway after a while the uber stops and lil Nas x tips the driver like a lot bc it was a pretty long drive and also he made a lot of money from that song of his old town road which was pretty popular and had billy ray cyrus aka the dad of hannah montana on it so basically lil nas x is rlly cool and talented and a great artist. But anyway he arrived at the whitehouse and he had a watergun and he got past security it wasn't even hard even though he is wearing a hot pink suit and holding a sword. when he gets into the oval office donald is in their alone and lil nas says
"Hey panini u are a big fat meanie" and then he squirts donald with a water gun and he goes down like the witch in wizard of oz and that's the end and nicki is elected president and the US is taken over by barbz and it's crazy
TO BE CONTINUED...
