Unexpected (Umeji Kizuguchi x reader)

DOS

"Welcome to Secret Services."

You Had (Code Name).
On a scale of 01-10, How would you rate your Service? "
☆☆☆☆☆

Umeji always left you a good review. After all you deserved it. Everyone at school knew about you working for Secret Services, It was no Secret, and you never seemed to mind even when people tried to bring you down for it.

★★★★★
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Umeejijiji: as always good service.

Time Skippy ~

You casually skipped to school, your briefcase-like bag in one hand, and your phone in the other. You always loved reading your reviews left on your Profile, always full of good things about your deeds for that app. Rarely any bad ones, only from the Wannabes who follow around Musume. But you never bothered with them, they were attention seekers, loved having the attention on them, their parents must've not have given them enough attention when they were younger and even now if they're acting like this. You always thought. You felt your breakfast starting to come back up as you quickly turned towards a alley and puked there. After about 5 minutes of puking your insides out you quickly brushed your teeth again with spare toothbrush and toothpaste you now carried around for 4 months because of this new found sickness. After brushing your teeth in the alley you made it back to the sidewalk and continued your walk to The school, deep in thought about why you've been having this weird sickness for four to five months, maybe it was a weird virus you had? Stomach bug?

"(Y/n)!~" You heard someone yell from the gates of Akademi. Her green hair bounced as she waved from side to side, yelling out your name over and over until you finally made it to her. "Yes Midori?" You smiled. The girl was just misunderstood, sure she was annoying at times, but she couldn't help it. She reminded you of an excited kid and it always made your heart flutter as she went on and on about 'Yanderedev' and what happened in her class yesterday. It wasn't a love flutter, it was more of a Big Sister happy flutter.

"I finally got a e-mail back from YandereDev!" She cheered happily, she grabbed your hand and quickly led you away. She rambled on and on about YandereDev and her e-mails that she failed to notice the group Delinquents she was heading straight into.

"Watch where you're going, Punk." Gaku sneered as he pushed Midori back, which resulted in your Green-haired friend to fall down. "Hey, chill out it was an Accident, Stupid!" You resorted, quickly dropping onto your knees to make sure Midori didn't substain any serious injuries. "What didja say you whore?" Gaku glared, his buddies stopped and stared down at the two of you. Midori started to shake as she grabbed your hand for comfort. "You heard me, or is your brain too stupid to process what I just said?" You smirked. His face flushed red as he tried coming up with a comeback. " That's a lotta talk comin' from a Whore," Hayanari responds, "Seems like the only comeback you both know for me is Whore. I wouldn't label myself as a 'Whore' though, I think money maker is better," She winked at the males. " Tch, whatever, Prostitute." And with that, the men walked away.

Midori frowned as she dusted off her knees. "You didn't need to do that, (Nickname)!" She whined, she stomped her feet as she dragged you by the hand and led you into the schools gate. "Now they're going to pick on you forever until you graduate!! And it's all my fault!" She complained, a pout grazing her lips as you and her went your separate ways to get into your Indoor shoes. "It's fine, That just means they're jealous of me," You flutter. Midori groaned. " No! It means they hate you!!"

LUNCHTIME

Lunchtime was around the time when Midori and You went to the cooking club and made some snacks, but Midori had not shown up yet. You sat on a bench by the fountain as you waited.

"You know, Your boozo of a friend was talking to a weird ass chick earlier," someone spoke up as the plopped next to you. " Umeji?" Umeji rolled his eyes, " Obviously, who'd you think I was? Gaku and Hayanari?" You let out a laugh, before you turned to face the male fully. " Umeji, we need to talk, like deadass deadass," You spoke seriously. He scratched his face, before speaking up. "Skip?"

"No you can't skip the question silly," The blonde facepalmed at your stupidness before grabbing your hand and leading you out of the gate. "No, as in skip school, Doofus."