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finally you went over the drawbridge and arrived in driftveil city. you were jamming tf out until you say this wide old man with hair that looks like author-chan's.
"holy shit i'm so fucking dumb." he rasped, coming up to you and shaking you by your shoulders so rapidly that they both dislocated instantly. "GO FIND TEAM PLASMA. THOSE LIL FUCKERS ESCAPED."
oh my god. if these hoes didn't stop asking you to do their chores you were gonna fucking explode. however, this was your chance! you could find the love of your life and tell him how you felt even though you've never spoken before and only really saw the back of his greasy head.
"fine" you went to the cold storage building on the south side of the city. 'why the fuck would they be hiding in a freezer.' you thought. but team plasma was a bunch of dumbasses so you thought it was appropriate.
"HELLO CHALLENGER" you heard the obnoxious voice of kylo cheren as he rolled towards you. "DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE LOCATING TEAM PLASMA" he started vibrating on the floor.
"uh ok lmao" you walked into the storage, emma watson boy rolling behind you. you battled a bunch of randos until you found four of the team plasma grunts. they all looked so fucking similar you did a double take but you beat them all and then murdered them.
"EXCELLENT WORK CHALLENG-"
"shut the FUCK up cheren" he complied, rolling behind you on his leash. eventually, you found a container full of people. literally. one of the seven sages, zinzolin, was surrounded by team plasma grunts and they were all cuddling and it was kinda cute but that's not the point. "your reign ends now, simpzolin." you narrowed your eyes at the penguin man.
"plasma grunts! defend me!" penguin man demanded. you easily murdered four of the people in ugly ass outfits. like seriously, who designed these? lookin like the foam kanye shoes.
suddenly, the wide man burst into the room, along with some workers
"surprise motherfucker." he arrested all of them. "hey uh you can come to my gym if you want lmao" soon, they all left, leaving you alone. sighing, you left the storage room. when would you finally get to see ghetsis again?
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ghetsis x reader
Romancehave you ever wanted to date ghetsis thotmonia? fall in love with a criminal? well you're in luck!
