Why Does My Cat Eat Garbage

This book is almost as dead as me

Literally i havent updated in so long-
I feel bad but like none of you probably care-
That was a joke-
Dont-
Dont feel offended by that-
Please-

What to say...my eye's decided recently that it's gonna cry whenever it feels like it. Literally just at random times

Eye: *checks watch* time to melt-

Me: a