First Day, First Crime, His Way, My Time

" No, No I Don't. "

Dave's P.O.V

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  Hah, what a cutie. I noticed the Orange Man's face flush immediately when I wiped the blood off of his cheek yesterday morning.

"What are you thinking about, Employee?"

Damn it, Phone Fuck. Just give me some peace for once.

I rolled my eyes, "Nothing why, what do you need now?"
The Phone head wanted to retaliate and continue asking what's on my mind, but knew I wouldn't give in.

"Dave, somebody vomited-" Everything drowned out for me once the Parts And Service door opened,
There he was, the small man who blushed at me. Yeah, I know I'm mentioning that a lot, but who would even show even one emotion towards me?--

"That. Was. Fucking. Disgusting." The small man started to rant about the kid who vomited in the party room, whilst walking in abruptedly.

Which I didn't mind of course.

"EUGH, WHAT KIND OF PARENTS- GOD FORBID WHAT THAT KID ATE. -"
He looked at both me and Phoney before saying anything else and immediately flushed.
....

"Aha- Uhm- I'm so sorry- I- didn't see any of you there-" Jack stuttered immensely.

I heard him mumble, " fuck, " under his breath. Of course I found it hilarious, in which I started chuckling slightly with his face of distraught the only light in the room. He looked at me with some relief that he wasn't being screamed at by Phoney by now.
...
Phonefuck just walked out harshly, I could see the spark of anxiety in Jack's eyes. Who wouldn't have anxiety when you abruptedly started to rant infront of your boss?
..

Jack slouched against the wall with his knees up to his face, whilst his face was being covered by his arms. I walked over to him and sat down beside him, the least I could do was comfort him.

"Hey, don't worry about Phoney," I tried to say in the most calmest manner,
"He doesn't have anybody but Me, You, and the Virgin." It was at that moment when I heard him chuckle a little at the last part. He looked at me, our eyes meeting with eachother before him looking away quickly,

"Thankyou, Dave." Jack seemed flustered, but wanted to show respect towards me helping him through this.
"It's really nice to have somebody to talk to, besides the mirror of course." He giggled a little bit at that. I wasn't sure if it was out of embarrassment, or a joke. I smiled at him when he looked back at me. "At first, I didn't know what to think when I saw you. You seemed friendly, even if you begged me to lure kids to the back so you could brutally stab them." I was shocked, but he continued on about when he first met me.
"You're a nice guy, "
"You know that?"

"No, no I didn't,"
"To be honest, I didn't expect anybody to like me as anything. But you? We're pretty much partners in crime now, Jack!" He went from orange to red. It looked like he wanted to tell me something, but was unsure if he should say anything. I anticipated that he'd say something out of the ordinary, but instead he just mentioned about leaving for the day.
"Already? I know we close in a few minutes, but why not talk more or- even pass out with a couple beers." Not literally of course, but once again, I begged him to do something. He looked quite nervous and confident at the same time to say no, but gave in.
"Fine, I guess I could stay for one."
"Great! Second day, and I'm already lovin' ya!"
..
Wait-
We both froze for a minute until I blurted out,
"No homo, Sportsy."
He kinda looked to be, upset when I said that. But shook it off quickly before I could really tell.
"Alright Dave, where's the beers that ya' wanna crack open with me?" He chuckled.

~~~ TIME SKIP TO AFTER THEY CHILLED OUT A DRANK SUM GOOD OL' BEER ~~~

- JACK'S P.O.V -

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"Holy fuck Dave, much did you drink?-" I questioned until he collapsed into my arms.
"D-Dave you're- God fucking damn it-"
I cut myself off once I lost my balance, with Dave collapsing on top of me, drunk as ever can be. I heard him mumble a few things before both of us meeting eye to eye.
"I'm nawt gettin' aufff-" He mumbled more fluently so I could hear.
"D-Dave you're crushing my ribs- please get off--"
I got interrupted by the seal of both of our lips together.
MINE?!
HIS?!
Yeah,
Mine.
His.
I couldn't fight back or anything, since I knew I liked it. But he was drunk, this would all be an accident at the end.-
The thoughts racing around my head ended when our lips unsealed and him laying his head against my chest would come forth to mind.
"D-Dave-"
I finally got the strength to lift him up and myself to our feet. He was completely wasted, but me, I only had one drink. Who knows how many Dave had. I grabbed his hand and dragged him out of the pizzeria. Nobody was there, would ya' look at that?

...

I continued to drag him down the street to my home, where at least he could sleep on the couch. But, behind me right now, it was like dragging a solid brick.
"D-Dave please- work with me here would ya?"
Dave murmured some words before straining to speak up,
" noA juZzt cuRry mE spOrtzY. "
I just continued to drag him until we finally made it.

There was no way that I could carry him.

I unlocked the door to reveal a pretty nice one-person house. I shook some thoughts out of my head and pulled him over to the couch. I lied him down onto the couch and went for a blanket in my bedroom upstairs. I checked in my closet to find a nice blanket for him,
"This'll do." I turned around to go back downstairs with the blanket. I walked over to the kitchen to grab a glass of water for him as well. Once I grabbed the glass of water, I went into the living room to deliver my offerings. But I found him passed out, his face buried in the corner of the couch. At least he's sleeping.

"Well, Goodnight, Davey."
I covered him up with the blanket and left a glass of water next to him on the coffee table.

"You aren't drinking again, that's for sure." I giggled a little before heading up the steps to head to bed.

~~Next chapter coming soon~~

~~Like...very soon- lol!~~