It was a normal sunny day when a fight erupted in the small Sohma residence. "Ya! Damn rat!" yelled Asshole #1 "stupid cat I didn't do anything" retorted Asshole #2 (A\N) - I guess I put Author Notes too. I decided to make them mysterious. Ooo~ ghostly,paranormal,gay noises.- They started an extremely (lol) intense fight until Asshole #2 decided he was hungry for cock (lol) and abruptly walked away. (A\N) - Half of the words I'm using I don't know the meaning to because I was to fuckin' lazy to them lol ^w^ - Asshole #1 was pissed that Asshole #2 walked away to eat cock without him like wtf is that shit. (A\N) I decided that they are going to eat cock (not meant sexually I guess)- "Yuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiii! Don't you dare eat that cock without me!" Yelled Asshole #1 "toooooo late" retorted "Yuki" Asshole #1 ran into the house to see "Yuki" eating Shigures cock. "Wha...wha...what?" Asshole #1 stuttered out "Ohhh you thought I was gonna eat the table cock. Oh no no no I'm eating Shigures" "Yuki" replied smartly. "Well then I'll have some too!" Yelled Asshole #1. And we never figured out his name.
Well that was terrifying.
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HumorI found some stories I wrote in my old notebook when I was 12 and I have to say I'm surprised about what I wrote.
