Star Was XXXV

Part 2

Team Squirrel Monkey arrived on Fish Sticks, or Ermies, very fast and set out to find the Stone Ocean. Aang, the only one who remembered VVD's instructions, led the group. Although he had the attention span of a packing peanut, and led them to all the wrong places. After a long time of searching one area just to find out it wasn't the right spot, Princess Katara took over the search, like the badass botch she is. The group began the search for this "special treasure". Looking for it couldn't be that hard, right? Wrong. The amount of shitty people who decided to litter this ocean long ago was pathetic. Not only that, but they had no idea what the treasure looked like, or how it would help them. Princess Katara found a cool watch. Sakka Skywalker came across a Gucci (off brand Gucci, nobody had the heart to tell him) flip flops. Jedi Aang tried not to focus on the cool things he was finding, (although it was hard when your attention span is even worse than your will to live) but eventually found an expensive bottle of mascara. Who knows, maybe he'll decide to work at the Femboy Hooters. Sakka saw something glittering, and boy does he like shiny stuff.

The glittering thing Sakka saw was a large heap of gold-plated items. The most obvious being a coffin at the center of it. Wow, seems pretty important, right? Sakka ignored it. He fucking ignored it, and set it all off to the side so he could ogle at some fake diamond earrings. Eventually, Princess Katara notices the stash of gold objects, and tells Aang. They decided to drag the coffin to the shore, although it was extremely heavy. After hauling it to dry land, it started shaking, until it burst open, revealing a very much alive pale looking gay vampire ass bitch. "Aha! You thought I was treasure, but it was actually I, DIO!" The vampire exclaimed, flamboyantly pointing to himself. The gang had a 'what-the-double-egged-shit-just-happened" moment. Sakka asked if DIO knew where a certain bean related treasure could be. DIO vaguely waved at the heap of gold items they left stupidly in the ocean. "By the way, you haven't seen any tall men with stars on their backs? I honestly can't stand those bastard Joestar's." Katara pointed at the star on his back. "Yes." She said in a deadpan voice. "Not me you idiot!" "No." She corrected her answer.

Anyways, time to start digging. DIO pulled out a lounge chair and watched them dig while pretending to sunbathe in the moonlight. A pair of headphones, broken, a piñata, a mask that remembers Skull Kids failures, and several other random things. Sakka picked up a can opener, and thought, 'gee this would be useful for opening a can of beanz' and tossed it into the pile labeled 'Maybe'. Aang saw Sakka discard it, and had a real life system reboot. Quickly catching his mistake, he proclaimed the can opener as the treasure. It had the words Bat Soup inscribed in it, so it had to be it!

The squirrel monkeys left at sunrise to avoid DIO and made sure to pack everything, though they had princess Katara do most of the work so they didn't forget anything. Not long after, their ship was intercepted by bounty hunter Dabi. Not good. Princess Katara wasn't in the mood to be kidnapped again, so they had to come up with a plan. But against their will they were taken captive along with their treasure. As soon as the gang was forced to enter a bigger prison ship, they were greeted by Fire Lord Azula, who had just recently partnered up with Dabi. That's a pretty unstoppable force, how were they supposed to get their precious beanz now? Aang and Sakka were sent to the first floor prison unit, whereas Princess Katara was sent to the third floor prison unit (which had higher security). There was one other person on that floor, Lady Toph of the Earth Planet, who was known for being the only one who didn't have a life changing field trip with Sir Zuko, who was in unit two. The prison ship set off to the Gargoyle Kingdom. Lady Toph assured Princess Katara of her escape plan where they would help the Squirrel Monkey gang. Sir Zuko used his fire bending to distract the guards, while Lady Toph metal bends out of her cage, freeing Princess Katara as well. They went down to the next unit where they freed Sur Sir Zuko then as the guards pursued them, went down to unit one to gather Aang and Sakka. Aang told their new friends about their McDonald's ship (™) that they could escape on. In a ship this big it would take a while for word to reach Fire Lord Azula and bounty hunter Dabi, giving them time to find the McDonald's ship (™).

Sir Zuko noteded how convenient it would be to have access to the McDonalds ship (™). Before they could search for their get away ship, they had to find the Bat Soup can opener and the rest of the treasure that could give their enemies an advantage. They decided to take the elevator because this ship is fucking massive, I mean what do you expect from the Fire Lord? Once they had reached the top floor, Zuko and Lady Toph made the guards go to sleep for a very long time. Princess Katara grabbed a security badge a guard had been wearing and unlocked the doors to the treasure room. The gang (+Sir Zuko & Lady Toph) snatched their treasure and ran around until they found a ship hanger. In the corner sat a sad lump of metal which had originally been the McDonald's spaceship (™). F in the chat. Aang pointed out the obvious fact that they were in a ship hanger with all Gargoyle ships that were newer and classier. One caught Sakka's eye, a shiny ship that fit Sakkas glamorous style, named Wendy's, an employee of the prison was cleaning it which meant he had a key! Sir Zuko used his fire bending to make the guard go bye bye, snatch up the key, open up Wendy's, and get everyone on board.

Little did they realize how many guards were prepared to follow them after taking off in Wendy's when news finally reached the top two. Luckily, the ship had a defense system. Sadly, no one knew how to operate it. Sakka made the oh-so-wise choice of pressing random buttons and flipping random switches, which made the gun go off a few times and a force field flicker on and off. Great, so now Sakka was in charge of getting rid of the chasing guards. Princess Katara calculated the terms for hyperspace and flipped the switch. Finally, they had successfully escaped! Now team Squirrel Monkey could drop off Sir Zuko and Lady Tophat a close by star. Although the pair would have been glad to help them steal the beanz, they had business to attend to on another planet, and asked if they could have a ride there. Aang noted that they had helped them enough already, and were on a ship and agreed immediately. Sir Zuko described a strict planet that was allied with Todudeku called Iida where they were heading on King Shotos business.

It took a little time to figure out how to operate Wendy's but they got the hang of it right before reaching their destination on Iida. When landing a general followed by guards greeted the crew. Sir Zuko recognized General Uravity and led Lady Toph to see president Iida. The Squirrel Monkeys refueled and counted their treasure, making sure they had the Bat Soup can opener safe and ready. On the landing pad next to Wendy's a purple midget was being led onto a prison ship to Kiribaku. Whatever he did to get sent to a Kiribaku prison was probably punishable by death.