follows Hellsing Abridged episode 9 (plot with Pip was altered last chapter & will be changing Walter's ending too)
Alucard P.O.V
Walter's entrance was a dick move & I was extremely pissed at him. I needed a few moments of silence to try to contain my anger. While I sounded calm, I was a raging storm inside. I earned my fight with Anderson & that last moment was my only chance to bury the hatchet.
"Walter!" I grumbled
"How you doing buddy? You look...moisturised? You get some work done?" I joked
"I have been seeing a doctor & he's administered a rather...unorthodox treatment." Walter coyly replied
"Shot in the dark; was it vampire DNA?" I stated the obvious
"It was a spa day. A deep tissue massage & a face mask...of vampire DNA." He admitted
"Pff, if you wanted one of those you could've just asked me." I scoffed
"Walter." Maria mumbled
"Ma'am." He greeted
"I'm saying this out of courtesy. If you've betrayed us, I will personally mount you head over a urinal in the men's room." She threatened
"That explains the 3rd floor toilets. Which are now...currently in the 1st floor toilets."Seras figured out
"Now, now, now. Before we start throwing around words like 'betrayal' or 'cucked', let's let Walter explain himself." I interjected which felt unusual to do. But given Maria's silent rage of pissed off the fucking chart, I had to be the voice of reason.
"I'm betraying you." Walter flatly stated
"Aw you cuck!" I shouted in disappointment
"Is he just using words he learned on social media again?" Seras noticed
"You treasonous little dishwasher. After all these years, you're stabbing us in the back! And for what?!" Integra roared as her knuckles turned white
"I'm just doing my job, ma'am. What you fail to understand is that I am a butler second & a vampire hunter first." He glared as he dug in to attack
But, one of Anderson's twerps distracted him. She rushed in to slice him with her katana. But, Walter remains din one piece. They talked in Japanese before she crumpled into cubes of meat. His wires were visible now & at the ready for any more surprises. Heinkel tried to avenge her but got shot in the mouth by 'Logan'.
"Now with the chaff out of the way, let's resume what we started 50 years ago?" Walter initiated
"Hold that thought Walter." I replied as I went to kneel to my master's for incoming orders
"Integra, Maria. I want to her you say it. I...need to hear you say it." I begged & anticipated my answer. They drew out their pause by lighting cigars to take a pull.
"Fuck him in the vagina!" They ordered while crumpling their cigars in anger
"Hehe-hah-hah-hah-hah! Alright, but I'm gonna have to make one." I excitedly cackled
"Hold on a moment. Zhe frauliens might can't to take a step back. Yer in zhe splash zone." the Major laughed over the PA system
"ya, I'm getting balls like a smurf here." I complained as we watched them land behind us
The metal scrapped against the road as they landed a few feet from the girls. The hull opened up to reveal catboy leading the lonely boarding party. I glanced at Maria & Integra as they cautiously approached the ramp. But, I noticed Maria's shadow was gone. She gave me a smirk & I printed to not notice, focusing on Walter.
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