McFoley Residence
Jacob, Britney, and their friends, RWBY, and JNPR all returned to Kelly house. They all agree to watch RWBY Volume 7 to see any more future events to avoid. An hour later, they finished episode six and are discussing what to do next.
"Okay, lets go over this from the top," Jacob said.
"General Ironwood plans to build a communications tower on top of Amity colosseum and tell the world about Salem's existence," he said.
"He also got Winter, Penny, and the Ace Operatives roped into this," Ricky added.
"We get to know the Ace Operatives," Ruby said.
"You mean, Clover, Marrow, Harriet, Vine, and Elm?" Kendra listed.
"Yep," Ruby said.
"Ruby gives the Relic of Knowledge to Oscar and everyone gets new outfits and upgrades to our weapons. Then, RWBY, JNR (Junior), and the Ace Ops clear out an abandoned dust mine," Weiss said.
"By the way Jaune, the fandom, including us all hate your new hair cut," Kelly said.
"What? Why?" Jaune asked.
"It makes you look like a douche," Allen answered.
"Well I think it looks lovely," Pyrrha said.
"You really think so?" Jaune asked.
"Nobody likes a kissass, Pyrrha," Jacob said.
"I'm sorry," Pyrrha said.
"Anyway, Jacques 'Jackass' Schnee then shows up, after the mission," Ricky said.
"And I really want to cut his dick off, especially since he had the gall to bring up Weiss' mother and her drinking," Rebecca said.
"Join the club. We've got jackets," Weiss said.
"Then General Ironwood made us all official huntsmen and huntresses," Blake said.
"And I learned that Uncle Qrow and Professor Ozpin don't even know what happened to my mom," Ruby said with unease.
"Are you okay, Ruby?" Britney asked.
"Yeah, I'm fine," Ruby said, rubbing her eyes.
"Then Watts shows up to the Schnee manor and offers to help Jacques win the election, which he will obviously accept," Allen said.
"Then we get introduced to Robyn Hill and her group called the Happy Huntresses," Britney said.
"And I looked up the names of the Happy Huntresses, Fiona Thyme, Joanna Greenleaf, and May Marigold. Definitely based on Robin Hood and his Merry Men," Ricky added.
"Weiss learns of the Winter Maiden, Fria and her poor health," Yang said.
"And Weiss' sister is to become the next Winter maiden," Jaune added.
Weiss looked uneased at the mention of her sister, Winter becoming the next Winter maiden.
"Then Jackass Schnee shuts down all 'nonessential' SDC operations, causing many workers to lose their jobs, sparking a riot," Ricky said.
" The riot gets contained and RWBY and JNR get the day off," Robert said.
"Ruby, Penny, Ren, and Nora go to Robyn's victory party, even though it should be celebrated AFTER THE VICTORY AND NOT BEFORE!" Allen shouted.
"Ren and Nora argue about what to do about Salem and then-" Yang gets interrupted by Kelly.
"AND THEN THEY KISS!" she shouts happily.
"The Renora ship has sailed!" Rebecca cheered.
The whole time everyone was talking, Ren and Nora couldn't even look at each other without imagining themselves kissing each other, though Nora was internally cheering.
"Unfortunately, that was short lived when Watts killed the lights and Tyrian started attacking and killing people. And Watts used his hacking skills to alter the footage into looking like Penny was the attacker, thus framing her and Atlas," said Allen.
"And to make it worse, Jacques wins the seat in the Atlas Counsel," Kendra added.
Everyone was in complete silence and thought and took a minute to absorb all of this new information that they have watched.
"So I guess we should let Ironwood know to keep a heavy eye Jacques from now on," Ruby said.
"Yeah, since that pompous jackass is playing Atlas into Salem's hands," Ricky said.
"We're all starting to hate you father even more now, Weiss," Pyrrha said.
"Again, join the club. We've got jackets," Weiss said.
"Okay, lets just all agree to consider Jacques to be a threat and we all think he is a jackass that needs his dick hacked off, okay?" Jacob asked.
"Okay," everyone answered.
"Okay, next topic. What do you all think of Robyn?" Jacob asked.
"Robyn's seems okay in my book. She wants the seat in the counsel because she wants to help the city of Mantle have a better life," Britney said.
"Even though she can be a little bit of a stick in the ass," Ricky said.
"And overconfident. For example, having a victory party BEFORE THE VICTORY! I MEAN, WHO IN THE FUCK DOES THAT?!" Allen shouts out.
"Aren't you overreacting a bit," asked Blake.
"I have to agree with these two, Blake. Even Donald Trump wouldn't do that," Kendra said.
"But she seems willing to listen to others," Ruby said.
"Yeah, she also seems to be compassionate," Pyrrha said.
"Okay then. We can all agree that Robyn is right in the middle of the trust-o-meter then," Jacob said.
"Pretty much," Robert said.
"And now on to another topic," Kelly said.
"Yes, one very important topic," said Rebecca.
"THE RENORA SHIP HAS SAILED!" Kelly and Rebecca cheered.
"Should I get some condoms and pills for you two?" Kelly asked.
"Should I buy you something 'comfortable' for you Nora? For those nights with Ren?" Rebecca asked.
"Or better yet, should we get some 'tools' for you two," Kelly asked.
"Oh yeah. Should we?" Rebecca asked.
Ren glared at Rebecca and Kelly as he grew a blush on his cheeks while Nora looked away from everyone, madly blushing up a storm.
"So will you two be dating now or..." Robert tries to say more but Ren interrupts him.
"I need to be alone for a bit," Ren said as he walked off.
"I'm going home. see you all tomorrow," Britney said as she walks out the front door.
"Yeah, me too," Allen said as he followed Britney along with Rebecca, Robert, and Kendra.
"See you all tomorrow," Jacob said as he and Ricky walked out the door.
By then Kelly, Jaune, Pyrrha, Nora, and RWBY were the only ones left.
"So, uh... who wants to watch some more MCU?" Kelly asked.
"I'm in," Jaune said.
"Sure," Weiss and Pyrrha said.
"Yeah!" Ruby and Nora cheered.
"Okay," Blake said.
"You know it," Yang said.
"Okay, I'll get the movies then," Kelly said to do just that.
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