Jotaro and Rohan went to the mall together ik the mall right pretty gay if u ask me. Anyway Rohan wanted to go into Claire's cause he was pissing himself at the idea of jotaro wearing a fucking Jojo bow (omg pls laugh I made a joke) jotaro thought that would be rly rly gay and jotaro was not gay.
"Gurl what do u mean ur not gay??? I thought u LIKED MY ASS!!!!! OMFG" Rohan ran like a true gay out of the mall and everyone looked round at him cry super gayley as he ran out of the doors. Jotaro was left in Claire's and he thought about getting Jolyne something then he realised Jolyne was at church and he didn't want to explainwhy he was in Claire's cause he didn't wanna bring up the absolute twink of a man he was with. In fact Jotaro was gay, he was mega gay. He was cheering on his wife that somehow looked like his gay teenage boyfriend that died lol. That was when he sadly realised he liked little gay men. When he found this out he stared going to gay bars, all whilst he was married. Sometimes he'd just sit there and drink and think 'holy fucking shit how am I going to tell my wife of 3 years about this holly mother of Dio.' Then he remembered dio and how fucking gay he was. The man probably wore a thong. Star could sense it. Another thing about jotaros ultra gayness, his stand looked like a bigass striped. What was that little gay thong thing. That was a major reason jotaro was homophobic until lol Rohan and he was like 'why is he flat star could never.' Then he had sex and he was like..,, "ok ,, nvm maybe he kinda thic" Then somehow Rohan was floating above him telling him he was taking the kids. Jotaro jolted up and suddenly awoke in his lonely king sized bed and could already hear Rohan say,, "gurl ur cancelled," jotaro looked down and his was so traumatised from the dream that he was in a puddle of his own piss. He grabbed his knees up and started crying a fucking river into his knee pits. He whispered "but Rohan we don't have any kids," and hour later he got up and drowned himself in the ocean. That aswell was a dream and he woke up again but this time it was real and he screames so loud koichi came in his room
"My son come here,,.." little piss baby koichi was still in his cow pjs and slowly walked over to give jotaro a hug and jotaro kept crying and saying "i WILL adopt u,,,.... ur like a son to me ,," later on he walked with jotaro down morioh street to Josukes house. Jotaro was silent the whole way and was like 🗿. Koichi just kinda stood there. Rohan appeared and holy fuck he got reacked. Koichi was like,, " is THIS who raises me?" And then suddenly realised he was the son.
