Thiefer Fitzherbert

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Thiefer: HELLO LADIES!!!! *wink wink*
Author: ehem ehem!
Thiefer: oh sorry! I mean: Hello ladies AND gentlemen! Happy Ms. author??
Author: Yassss! Now go on with your dialogue!
As I was saying! Hello ladies and gentlemen! My name is Thiefer Corona-Fitzherbert, 18 and currently single *winks* (author: STAPH IT! IT IS FRICKING DAMN ANNOYING, THIEFER!! GET ON WITH IT)
Alright alright. Ms Author!! I'm the son of Rapunzel Corona-Fitzherbert and Eugene Fitzherbert. My dad is a love expert and has books about how to be a ladies' man and his pen name is Flynn Rider. Before, my mom was linked to Uncle Jack! Then she was linked to Uncle Hiccup and then she dated Maximus Horson (yes, the horse from Tangled but in a person form) and then she dated Pascal Chameleo (ka-mil-yo) (sorry can't think of a name and yes, in a person form) and then she dated dad because he's her friend, he stole her notebook and stole her heart making him sound like a thief to mom and that's why I named Thiefer. I'm part of the terrific ten, immature group and my best buddy is Ice Frost and I just came back from California and now back to Burgess! Btw, I have two annoying twin sisters, one named Lantern (giddy group) and Sun (mature group) so see ya!

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