little witch academia

Do pickup lines work??

Akko was trying to figure a way to impress Diana

Amanda
I GOT IT WHAT ABOUT PICKUP LINES!!!!

Lotte
I don't think she will like that?

Akko
It's worth a shot?

Later that day

Diana was in the school garden enjoying a cup of tea and reading her spell book When all of a sudden she looks up to see Akko standing in front of her

Diana
Oh hey Akko, what are you doing?

Akko
Well I can do you if you want me to?

Diana
Excuse me?

Amanda who is hiding with lotte in a bush
Begins to laugh

Akko
Girl if you were a booger I would pick you first

Diana
???

Akko
If I can rearrange the alphabet I would put u and i together

Diana
Please stop?

Akko
Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away

Diana
What the.......?

Amanda
SHE DIDN'T !!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Akko
Are you the internet if so you can crash at my place!

Diana
????

Akko
Is that a mirror in your skirt? Because I can see myself in them

Diana sighs and slowly closes her spell book and gets up

Diana
Akko if you wanted to sleep with me all you had to do was ask

Akko
What?

Diana
I have a pickup line for you

Diana giggles

Diana
I hope you have flying broom insurance because im about to smash that!

Lotte/Amanda
!!!!!!!!!??????!!

Akko begins to blush

Diana grabs Akko's hand

Diana winks
Let's go some where private

Akko looks at Amanda and lotte

Akko
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN LIKE THIS!!!!!

Lotte
Should we help her!?!

Amanda
No she's fine, it's what she wanted anyways? .......Right?
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Do pick up lines actually work for you!?!? And what's your best one😂😂