#HOM31

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22 DEC
12:32 AM

Flavia:
My cousin was so weird today
That was the only highlight of my day since I was sleeping the whole day

Although, my professor beeped me if he could visit tonight but I'm not in the mood

Lexus:
How many months are you dating him now?

Flavia:
Wala pang month no
Tsaka dalawang beses pa lang naman
Wala akong balak dagdagan

I'm cringing!
At least my grade is sure safe now

Lexus:
Kung nag aaral kang maayos hindi mo kailangan yan

Flavia:
Daddy? 😂

Lexus:
Lol, I'm too young to be your daddy

Flavia:
Daddy on pornhub, better term for ya
You look a bit hot, pwede na
I can imagine with handcuffs

Lexus:
You're good at talking dirty
Nice try

Flavia:
Why? Aren't you seduced?
I thought you'd offer me SOP

Lexus:
Lol, I'm better than that
I don't offer SOP
That's poor

Flavia:
Oh my God
Are you gonna invite me over your unit?
Or into some 5 star hotel?

L

exus:
I don't do monkey business

I do courtship into (hopefully) proposal and marriage then good sex

Flavia:
LMAO
THAT'S TOOOOOOO CORNYYYYY
MARRIAGE?
I WANNA SPIT SO BAD!

DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE A VIRGIN?
OH MY GOD
I WON'T BELIEVE A MAN LIVING 23 YEARS WITHOUT A FUVCKING SEX!

YOU'RE A BIG FAT LIAR!

Lexus:
😑

Flavia:
How many girlfriends did you fuck, huh?

I don't believe you're a virgin!
Dude, we're living in this generation
Stop pretending to be a freaking marriage before sex man

Lexus:
Why are we talking about this shit?


Flavia:
Because it's normal?
Lol, you sound too primitive!

Lexus:
😑

Flavia:
Come on!
Or you want me to confess first?

Lexus:
You don't do that to anyone you barely know

Flavia:
I'm confessing to your # for months, this isn't something new
And it's safer

Anyways, I had 16 boyfriends

Lexus:
Flings*

Flavia:
Lmao, boyfriends!
With label!
I dated them but I didn't two time, okay?
It's just that they bore me
No one entertained me
Nobody made me stay
So I tried and tried to find the right man

Now? I'm single
It means, I didn't find the right man and I'm so tired to try again

Lexus:
You got bored because you just tried them, you weren't in love before having anyone of those boyfriends you had

Maybe it was all like hits for you, you missed the process. You're just up for fun.

Flavia:
Partly right 😂

But how could I be in love tho?

I don't love, it's a waste of time

Lexus:
You're right

Flavia:
See!?
I guess you've never loved anyone else yet!

Lexus:
I had and it was a waste of time

Flavia:
Okay?
Wow
Seriously?
So you're brokenhearted? Since when?

Lexus:
Months ago before the board

Flavia:
Lmao what
That was unexpected!
You don't sound broken! 😂

Lexus:
Do I need to be dramatic?

Flavia:
I'm just surprised that you're not ranting about it

Lexus:
I will never do that
That's too childish for me

Flavia:
So you're better hiding it to yourself than at least talk about it to throw some heartaches out?

Lexus:
I just drink and read a book

Flavia:
Wow how can you do that?

Lexus:
Sometimes, I tell it to my closest person

Flavia:
Who?

Lexus:
Mama

Flavia:
Mama's boy ka pala e

Bakit naman kayo nagbreak ng girlfriend mo?

Lexus:
She got bored

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