Things my friend cord says out of context

Hell

"Excuse me sire but what thy fuck"

"Bad wasps get put into the bee microwave"

"Can you stack water bottles in real life?"

"Did you just punch my soup cow?"

"FUCK THE GOVERNMENT!"

"It's always monkey time"

"Oh you'll notice it alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

"Walk From Florida and bring me slinky"

"I can out meme you any day"

"My blood is like fuckin honey"

"Being a smart ass is my only personality trait"

"Im not sure how much im willing to let you drink my blood anymore"

"I do not vibe wit this universe"

"Ding dong the wicked bitch is dead"

"Obama has no fingers"

"excuse me madam where are your trousers?

"Why are these mother fuckers drag racing on lawn mowers?"