Drariana rant:
I hate them. You know why? Because they're so fucking cute that I can't stand it. I mean, here I am, gorgeous as can be, (I'm lying, I look like a troll) and can't even get a boyfriend while my best friend is married with five kids and one on the way eventually! I'm sure she had a great New Year's kiss(let's be honest, it was more than a kiss) while I logged off into a mode of self pity because I'm single and won't get a New Year's kiss. Now this nigga gonna pm her like *mimics his voice* "Love you my pretty girl" and she's going to post cute fucking paragraphs for him and they're just fucking, they get on my nerves. I swear that if it weren't for the wonderful invention of private message, they'd pretend their message boards had different rooms and it was a house and shit so they'd be like this on the message board. "*closes the door so we have privacy, rides your skinkydoo like a horse and rubs my skiddleybop*" Okay, I'm kidding, that wouldn't happen. I think..they'd probably email each other or some shit, my fucking goodness. I made a ship name for them in this pointless babbling that I call a rant but really they're effing cute and if SOME PEOPLE behaved like MEN like their SONS(which is pretty sad considering they're the father), they might actually have a stable relationship and not have to fuck their hand all the time. Alright, I'm lying. He fucked everyone under the sun, I'm sure he somehow manages to still get some skiddleybop in his life. He's good looking though, so I don't blame him. Okay, when a nigga has like 2298490294742904 children, yes I do. Anyway...byee. *smiles sweetly and walks away*
