With You (A Kamijirou Fanfic)

Chapter 11

Doggo or catto? 

(Denki's POV)

THEY'RE FREAKING BABIES. AND I'M FREAKING OUT. Is this a villain's work? you may ask. No, it's none other than the store manager. Or the owner. But whoever she is, she is mad. She looked down at the kids, a very satisfied smile spread from ear to ear.

          "I do not tolerate fighting in my shop," she said. Um...so must you really need to turn them into FREAKIN' BABIES?? "Sorry hun, I only meant to de-age the two purple hair kids, but it seems as if my quirk might have accidentally hit your other friends. But they'll turn back by tomorrow if they're lucky."

          "Wait, what do you mean by lucky?" Kirishima asked.

          "Sometimes, it will take about three days to a week to age back. But it's better like this, babies are way more cooperative than you rebellious teens." She humphed and walked away.

I picked up baby Kyoka who was making grabby hands at me. I couldn't help but smile, she's adorable!! Baby Shinsou was snuggled on my foot taking a nap. Mina was crawling to Kirishima while Sero was having a staring (or in Bakugou's case, glaring) contest with Bakugou. 

         "What do we do with them?" I asked asked Kyoka booped my nose. ADORABLE. 

         "Take them to Mr Aizawa, duh," said Bakugou, scooping Sero up. He's definitely become less hostile than he was last year. He then clicked his tongue in annoyance as Kiri started singing Baby Shark to Mina to entertain her. "Will you shaddup, Shitty Hair?"

          "But Mina-chan loves the Baby Shark song..." Kiri said, both him and Mina giving puppy dog eyes. Bakugou just grumbled and picked little Sero up swiftly in one arm and left with Kirishima chasing after him, still singing.

I looked down at the two tiny purple haired babies and sighed. "Looks like it's just you and me now- YOWIE!!" Kyoka just jabbed her earphone jack into my nose! I glared at her and scolded her. "That was dangerous, Kyoka-chan! You could've made me drop ya!" She gave me the big puppy eyes. "But can't stay mad at you, can I?" 

I took Shinsou in my other hand and went to join Bakugou and Kirishima.

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          "What do you little shits want now?" A grumpy Aizawa opened the door, he does not like being woken up from his sleep. 

          "We have a problem, sensei..." Kirishima stated and pointed at the babies.

          "It won't last long, Bakugou can look after Sero, Kirishima can look after Ashido and Kaminari can look after Jirou," Aizawa replied, assigning us a baby to take care of while they're still in the state. "Just give Shinsou here, I'm supposed to be responsible for him."

I handed Aizawa baby Shinsou. Maybe Todoroki was right about Shinsou being Aizawa's love child or something. 

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I set little Kyoka on my bed. I've never babysat before, how do people do this?? I looked at the kid as if she could give me advice, no such luck. She's still in her big clothes, huh? Guess we have to do that first. I picked up my phone and dialed a number.

A few seconds later, someone knocked on my door. 

          "You called?" Yaomomo asked.

I grinned. "Yea, I was wondering if you could make some baby clothes for Kyoka, if it isn't too much trouble. I don't know how when the quirk will wear off."

Yaomomo looked over my shoulder at baby Kyoka and made a tape measure. A while later, Kyoka was dressed in a little Pikachu onesie. I was seriously tempted to pull out my phone and take pictures.

          "She looks amazing, Yaomomo! Thanks loads!"

          "Sure, no prob! If you need help with her, you can give me a call." She closed the door and left.

I turned to face baby Kyoka. "So, Kyoka, what should we do first?" I asked........only to find that she wasn't there. "EH??! Kyoka, where'd you go off to?!" 

I frantically began to search my room. Oh no, what if she touched something dangerous, or maybe she got herself into some trouble. A thought popped into my head. What if she got kidnapped?! Aizawa might kill me! But at the moment I'm more worried about what was happening to Kyoka. 

          "Kyoka? Come out, come out wherever you are! Please stop scaring me.. I know you love scaring Denki-ni but this is NOT FUNNYYYY!" Baby or not, that girl loves pranking me all the same. Hopefully this was an idea of a prank of hers. An idea popped into my mind. A crazy one, but I wouldn't know if it'd work unless I tried. Quickly, I whipped out my cell and soon the melody of a rock song Kyoka liked filled the room.

"Cause you left me police scene, chalk line, tequila shots in the dark scene of the crime~" the lyrics belted out from the phone.

"BEH!!" A tiny girl toddled her way out of my wardrobe. Kyoka!! I picked her up and gave her a squeeze.

          "Don't scare ni-chan like that! I might have had a stroke!" I said dramatically. She rolled her eyes, obviously unimpressed by my poor attempt at scolding her and poked me with an earphone jack. "What is it, Kyoka-chan?" she pointed at my guitar, the one me and teenage Kyoka went to buy together last year for my birthday. 

           "You want to play with it? I would let you, but I'm afraid it's too heavy for ya, Kyo." She shook her head vigorously and then pointed at me. "You want me to play it?" Kyoka nodded. "Sure thing! Should I play the song that played just now?" She looked at me with incredulity. "Alright, alright, "Damned if I Do Ya" it is."

I picked up my guitar and strummed. Shortly, I got carried away, doing a few headbangs, enjoying myself. 

           "DAMNED IF I DON'T!!!" I sang, finishing the song. "YEAHHHH, BOIIII! I'M ON A ROLLLL!! Man, that was fun!" 

Kyoka squealed in excitement and clapped. "YEEEEY!!"

A knock on the door was heard and Kirishima popped in head in. "Hey, man, what's with all the noise? Were you having a party in here or something? And you didn't invite me and Mina?" He and the small toddler in his hands pulled puppy dog eyes at me.

          "No, we aren't. Kyoka-chan wanted me to play for her. Sorry, did we disturb you?"

          "Kinda, we could hear you from upstairs. You sorta woke Mina from her nap."

I panicked. "OH GOD I'M SO SORRY!!!"

          "It's fine, man. I was thinking of bringing her here to hang with Jirou," Kirishima assured me, setting Mina down next to Kyoka.

          "JIYO!" Mina yelled, embracing Kyoka who didn't quite appreciate the hug and tried to squirm out, but failed. 

          "Awww, they're adorable," Kirishima and I gushed. 

With an evil grin on my face, I took my phone out again and snapped a picture, for future emergencies. Oh, Kyoka was gonna kill me for it when she gets back to normal, but it'd be worth it.