Cole
"Cole can you please tell Dana to give me the remote" Jordyn said, while me, her and Dana were sat in the living room. Jordyn was sat on the far end, me in the middle and Dana on the other side of me. "Dana, Jordyn said can you give her the remote" but he just sat there with his phone in his hand. "tell Jordyn to stop being a lazy ass and get up herself and get it"
"Jordyn Dana told me to get your sexy ass up and get it yourself" I said changing some words around.
"Well tell him to stop going on his phone and being all thirsty texting other females if he isn't even watching the TV and give me the stinking remote"
"erm... Jordyn said, she is very concerned on what you are doing on your phone just because she cares, and if you are not watching TV can you at least give her the remote?" I said with a huge smile.
"Tell her, I said to mind her damn motherfucking business bitch!" He said quoting for Kevin Hart which he has been obsessed with for weeks. I turned my head to Jordyn who looked so mad that steam were coming out of her ears and had her arms folded angrily across her chest. "Okay sweety, lemme try and say this in the most nicest and politest way possible. Dana said-"
"oh bish, I know what he said! And he is an ass hat for saying that!" she got up and so did Dana. "Oh shouldn't you be the ass hat for practically cheating on me?" Dana sunk down into my seat. "Your the ass hat for not trusting me! I wasn't cheating on you!" she yelled. "Oh you sure damn did" Dana retorted. "'Erm... guys...guys" I tried cutting in, but they wouldn't even listen "Guys what even is an ass hat?" I said quietly but seeing as I wasn't gonna get a word from them, I just stopped and drew my eyes to the tv screen.
"You know what Dana suck my dick" Jordyn shouted then walking to her room. "Why don't you let Lucas do that, I bet he would love to. And woah you have a dick, I would never have guessed seeing like you're acting like one" Dana said sarcastically which made Jordyn gasp in shock and slam the door.
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Okay so today I made dinner for everyone. Me, Lauren, Dana, J, Alex and Gabe sat around the table, while baby Dani sat on his high chair. Since i'm the one kind of stuck in the middle, and even though I am not a fan of what Jordyn is acting like, I do not want to fall out with her. I'm trying to get everyone to talk, seeing that everyone is actually kind of pissed at Jordyn, well kind of everyone. Lauren doesn't even know what is happening to them most of the time.
"So..." I started off awkwardly looking at everyone who looked like someone had just died. Gabe was trying to distract himself by playing with Dani, Alex was sulking with her hands folded together, while Dana and Jordyn were sat opposite each other and not even making eye contact. "Cole do you think this was a good idea?" Lauren asked. "Well they have to talk to each other sometime right?" I replied.
"So how was everyones day?" I asked
"Shit"
"Horrible"
"Depressing"
Oh god this was harder then I thought. "Urm... maybe that is because you guys aren't feeling it because all of us drifting apart...?" I said which came out more like a question. "Shut up cole" Gabe said and I looked at him and raised my eye brows. "I don't even want to be here" Alex replied. "You will once, you taste my mash potatoes" I tried lightening up the mood and holding a bowl of mash potatoes for her knowing thats what Will would do in these awkward situations, but she just gave me death glares.
"Look this isn't gonna work out, there is alot of tension between all of us clearly so i'm gonna head to-"
"Jordyn sit your ass down now!" i shouted, which may or may not have frightened everyone else, but since they jumped a little I guess they got scared. I cleared my throat "excuse me, I mean Jordyn please sit down" I said more politely and she did as asked. "Can't you see that I am trying to help you guys out. I did not go through this much cooking for all you to just walk out on me, I feel like everyones walking out on me. First Will's gone and now you guys aren't even talking to each other? I honestly feel like piggy in the middle. We are breaking apart guys!" I said.
