establishing the start of a very convoluted story (dream takes a piss too)

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Dream was cooking cereal and milk one night after he finished recording a video; Minecraft but every time you breathe, you die. Absolutely genius, he thought to himself, truly, the peak of his content. It was quite hard to code the game for that video, and he may or may not have used some illegal machinery for it. But that don't matter none, cuz the video turned out great.

He suddenly got a notification on his discord from his phone; "hey bb join vc we doing a call ;)" from George (not found). Wtf???? A call at 4:00am??????? What could be so important????????
Dream proceeded to turn of the fire from the stove and poured the cereal and milk into a plate. He walked to his computer, opened discord, and joined the call where George and snapsnap were in.

dream: wassup gays

george: nothing much wassup with u

dream: k but why are we doing a call at 4:09am this better be fucking important i was cooking cereal

sapnap: how do you even cook cereal wtf

dream: "hOw dO yOu eVeN cOoK cErEAl" lmao with a stove obviously smh  get to the point of the call tho why are we all here

George turned screen sharing on, showing a PowerPoint presentation he made. The first slide showed a crudely drawn image of the team together on top of a plane.

dream: wtf is this

george: you see..,..,.,. lads,.,.,. i think it's about time we met up. like, irl. the image im showing in this powerpoint is my artistic interpretation of how we would look like when we meet up

sapnap: bruh why are my legs so long in this drawing lmaoo

geroge: woOOW. i can't believe you're making fun of my drawing. im offended.

dream: yeah snapchat smh why are you such an ass smh shaking my head

sapnap: ok whatever but didn't you two already meet up??????

george: no. we need to meet up as the dream team. hold on lemme show u the next slide

George tapped his computer mouse lightly and the next slide was shown. It was another crudely drawn image of the dream team standing on front of a Chuck e Cheese.

george: u see, we gotta meet up irl as the dream team cuz if we make a vlog we'll get massive views on youtube.

sapnap: k but why is there a chuck e cheese in this image

george: idk i think meeting up in a chuck e cheese would be a good idea for youtube content

dream: bruh no that place is freaky. have you seen them animatronics in there????? their eyes scream bloody murder

george: stop being such a piss baby it's gonna be fun

dream: IM NOT A PISS BABY

sapnap: didnt u piss ur bed one time

george: haha piss baby

dream: SHUT TBHE FUCKD UP IM NOTD A PDICSD BABY YOIF FUCKIGND DING DONG

george: ok but rlly so r we meeting up or nah

dream: k but consider changing the location i don't wanna go to a chuck e cheese

sapnap: im down

dream: hi down im dad

sapnap: what

george: ok lads see u tomorrow at the airport. i know there's a chuck e cheese in california we could go to

dream: why california

george: weed is legal there

dream: yea that's understandable tbh

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