[DISCONTINUED] Bnha Oneshots ♡

[Remake] Iida Tenya x Waitress! Smoker! Reader

(Because I hate that chapter with a burning passion, but don't want to delete thanks to the reads)

(Quirk: Smoke Chains. Ability to blow smoke that could morph into chains. Very self-explanatory)

Kaminari and Iida walked into a restaurant that looks like something you see in a game. Kaminari stared at the entrance with some kind of nostalgia, which in turn confused Iida.

"Are you sure this is the correct place to get our required ingredients?" Iida asked as he checked the shopping list for who knows how many times. Kaminari nodded with some certainty.

"'course it is! (Y/N) has the best ingredients in Japan!"

"'(Y/N)?'" Iida repeated that unknown name, watching Kaminari take out his wallet. He confidently swung the doors open, the bell above the door ringing.

Inside was of bare. Empty chairs and tables were set, a beautiful woman was smoking behind the counter, but what caught Iida by surprise, was the scent. As soon as they entered, they were greeted with an almost overwhelmingly strong vanilla scent, with a hint of strawberry.

"Yo, (Y/N)!" Kaminari greeted, not affected by the smell at all. The woman looked at him, and with a big smile, she waved.

"Denki! Long time no see!" Her eyes then glanced to Iida, making eye contact. She chuckled and leaned on her counter.

"And who's this boy you brought for me?" She joked, pointing fingers at Kaminari as he did the same. Iida looked at the two of them, confused.

"Ah. Sorry for that. Just sit down at my table and put your mind at ease, boys." The boys took a seat at the counter, and Kaminari took the money out of his wallet and slid them towards her. She looked at the money and smirked.

"Now, what can I do for you?"

"Can you give us some ingredients for the sports festival?" She cocked an eyebrow while blowing her smoke, the smoke slowly forming into chains to take the money as she turned to the back.

"OI, OLD GEEZER."

"What?!"

"DENKI WANTS SOME OF OUR STUFF." The three heard an old man's laugh, before it went silent. She leaned on the counter again, Kaminari raising his hand.

"Yeah, yeah, the usual. I gotcha." She said, getting a glass, a bottle of melon soda, and a straw. She poured the soda in the glass, put a cherry on top, and slid it to Kaminari. She glanced at a tense Iida and smiled.

"And anything you want, big boy? Or do you wanna tell me your name?" He flinched and sat even more straight if that was even possible, staring into her eyes. She waved her hand around, startling him and fixing his glasses.

"My apologies for my late introduction! My name is Iida Tenya, the class president of class 1-A!!" He introduced, while doing his signature hand movements. She examined his gestures and realised something, gasping and placing her fist on her open palm.

"Oh, you're the emergency exit guy!" The sudden nickname caught Iida off guard while Kaminari almost spit out his drink.

"I-I beg your pardon?" Iida asked, completely baffled and embarrassed about it. And with that, Kaminari very slowly shuffled his seat away from him, which means that he's the culprit. She giggled, looking up to blow some smoke.

"This little brat kept talking about his school and stuff, so I know a thing or two about you." Kaminari swatted the smoke away, and since Iida is next to him, he accidentally inhaled it. But instead of smelling nicotine like he expected, it was vanilla. He looked at (Y/N) with even more confusion.

"What? You think I'd inhale that nasty stuff?" She remembered something and rummaged behind the counter. She whipped out a box of the similar thing she has hanging around her mouth. Kaminari was about to grab it, but she smacked his hand.

"I would've given this, if SOMEONE didn't plan to smoke in public." She glared at him as he backed and sweated nervously. Iida watched that and stood up.

"Kaminari!! You were planning on smoking?! It is incredibly deadly, and you are clearly underaged-" She grumbled furiously, clearly annoyed at the volume he's using. The vanilla around the room strangely calmed him down and he immediately stopped talking.

"Chill, relax, stop screaming. Seriously. You're gonna blow my ears off." She sighed and threw the cigarette away. She pulled out her phone and showed to him a website about how safe that specific cigarette is.

"But then again, you need to be at least twenty to buy these." He loudly gasped, staring at her. She raised her arms to show her long gone innocence, chuckling at his reactions.

"And aren't you, like, nineteen?"

"But my lungs are older." She cackled, earning a fist bump from Kaminari. They all heard the old man shout, signalling her to fetch the ingredients. She placed them on the counter.

"Here you go. Need help carrying them?" They shook their heads. They headed to the door, but (Y/N) caught their attention.

"Oh, Denki. One more thing." She pointed out, going around the counter and walking up to the him. She harshly flicked his forehead. He pouted, embarassed.

"(Y/NNNNN).." He whined, which made her giggle. She turned to Iida, and offered a handshake.

"Well, it was nice meeting you, Tenya." Iida hesitantly accepted the offer and shook her hand quite firmly.

"Yes, I'm quite delighted to meet you, too!!" He shouted. She giggled again and gestured him to get closer.

"Come here, Tenya." She said. He stammered out an excuse, but listened to her. When he bent down a little, she gave him a kiss on each cheek. His face immediately turned many shades of red.

She laughed and playfully smacked his back. They both bid their farewells, Kaminari rubbing his forehead while grumbling loudly.

"Jeez, she didn't have to flick THAT hard!" He complained, angrily mumbling out even more complains. Out of the crack of the doors, a piece of paper slipped out and floated towards Iida. When he got it, it was (Y/N)'s number.

"Until we meet again, Tenya!
~(Y/N)" Was what the note below the numbers read. He blushed a little and shoved it in his back pocket, a smile creeping on his face.

"Yes. Until we meet again.."

"Why are you talking to the sky, Iida?"