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Hello I'm A unicorn and I ate 200 fried penguin 300 dragon tongues and 50 elf ears in one meal. I crapped sparkles for weeks. I love to use emojies. like emojis are life and so is Starbucks and so is YouTube did i say I had a lot if sugar before I wrote this. so I'm really hiper. I love taking snapchats and making them ugly I laugh so hard at them so when I was drinking coke one time it's came out of my nose and landed on a humans head and he shouted
"Holy crap it's raining coke".
I laugh so hard I peed which made it rain rainbow rain. that made the people on earth have colors on them for dayssssss.
*****that was just about me so here is my daily life******
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HumorThis is a story about a unicorn named spark. And this isn't any ordinary unicorn This is spark the unicorn who won the sassiest unicorn contest and is super annoying to the lady (amy) who let's him live in her house after finding him craping m&m...
