Six: The Musical Script (First UK Tour)

Key:

🧡Explanation of acting, sounds or other set-up that’s not dialogue.🧡
💟Which song/dialogue is next💟
💛Catherine of Aragon💛
💚Anne Boleyn💚
🖤Jane Seymour🖤
❤️Anna of Cleves❤️
💗Katherine Howard💗
💙Catherine Parr💙
💜All Queens💜

💟Ex-Wives💟

💛Divorced💛

💚Beheaded💚

🖤Died🖤

❤️Divorced❤️

💗Beheaded💗

💙Survived💙

💛And tonight, (city name), we are…💛

💜Live!💜

💛Listen up, let me tell you a story.💛

💚A story that you think you’ve heard before.💚

🖤We know you know our names and our fame and our faces.🖤

❤️Know all about the glories and the disgraces.❤️

💗I’m done ‘cause all this time,
I’ve been just one word in a stupid rhyme.💗

💙So I picked up a pen and a microphone.💙

💜History’s about to get overthrown.💜

💛Divorced.💛

💚Beheaded.💚

🖤Died.🖤

❤️Divorced.❤️

💗Beheaded.💗

💙Survived.💙

💜But just for you tonight,
We’re divorced, beheaded, live!
Welcome to the show, to the historemix.
Switching up the flow as we add the prefix.
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives.
Raising up the roof, till we hit the ceiling.
Get ready for the truth that we’ll be revealing.
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives…
But now we’re
Ex-wives.💜

💛(City name) make some noise!
All you ever hear and read about💛

💚Is our ex and the way it ended.💚

🖤But a pair doesn’t beat a royal flush.🖤

❤️You’re gonna find out how he got unfriended.❤️

💗Tonight, we’re gonna do ourselves justice.
‘Cause we’re taking you to court.💗

💙Every Tudor Rose has its thorns,
And you’re gonna hear ‘em live: in consort.💙

💛Divorced.💛

💚Beheaded.💚

🖤Died.🖤

❤️Divorced.❤️

💗Beheaded.💗

💙Survived.💙

💜But just for you tonight,
We’re divorced, beheaded, live!
Welcome to the show, to the historemix;
Switching up the flow as we add the prefix.
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives.
Dancing to the beat till the break of day, once
We’re done, we’ll start again
Like it’s the Renai-ssance.
Everybody knows that we used to be six wives…
But now we’re
Ex-wives.💜

💛Remember us from your GCSEs?💛

💜Divorced.💜

💛My name’s Catherine of Aragon,
Was married twenty-four years,
I’m a paragon of royalty.
My loyalty is to the Vatican,
So if you try to dump me
You won’t try that again.💛