Heyyy everybody this is jessie speaking and i want to tell you a little bit about me and angela. :P sooooo we are awesome (mostly me) and Angela insults me all the time. why am i friends with her you ask? or maybe you didnt ask that but i really don't care. ok so what was i talking about...... oh yeah why me and angela are friends. well honestly i don't know i mean i really don't like her ( dont tell her i told you that oh wait shes right next to me ah! she just flicked me off how rude (this is angela: she deserves it most of the time being all RUDE and what not! it's not my fault :D Oh yeah and I don't know why me and her are friends either. SSSHHH I never said anything! And right now she's being a grammar police. UGH) Hey well this is jessie again and angela deserves to be pulled over by the grammar police aka ME! because she spells everything wrong! and now she wants to take over my book RUDE! AHHHHHHH SHES ATTACKING ME!!!!!! IM GONNA DIE TELL... MY... MOTHER.... I ..... LOVE..... HER. This is Angela! She's always got her thong string stuck up her butt, such a drama queen isn't she? I attacked her because she thinks I'm going to take over the book, whatever *rolls eyes*. Jessicas attacking me with her words! SHES GONNA MURDER ME BY CALLING ME INCONSIDERATE AND MEAN AND STUFF LIKE THAT! I'm just going to let the girl with the thong string up her butt continue to talk now, before she kills me. okay I'm back (jessie) first of all i do NOT wear thongs ok they are uncomfortable (not that i would know) *winks* lol jk... anyways um.... what am i supposed to say i guess if i must ill give it to angela (the bitch) Well then...if you don't wear thongs than don't get you GIANT GRANDMA UNDERWEAR in a bunch good lord Jesus. And she didn't have to call me that...I mean she's one too. Trust me...once you talk to her you'll completely understand what I mean! *smiles innocently* If she gets on to me for that one it's just my comeback she need to GET OVER IT. She's said that on the inside (in her head because..THATS WHAT SHE SAID. IMMATURITY RATE FOR ME FROM 0-100 IS..69!) shes murdering me because she's mad. Someones obviously on her period..I mean come on man! You can't be that violent. But then again it is Jessica...but I still think that it's her time of the month. She just hit e on the arm really hard! OOHH were getting violent...and she looks like she's about to explode..so before she actually kills me HERE THIS ONES FOR YOU JESSIE! this is jessie: i hate her i hate her i hate her i hate her wipe that stupid smirk off your face angela! i hate her i hate her i hate her I'm going to kill her in her sleep with a butter knife and a shoe yeah i said a shoe. btw if you are @dannyapplesauce and your reading this.... well i warned you :) ok back to this wonderful story (except for the fact that angela is sitting here next to me) i don't know what to say anymore because I'm pissed so heres it (angela yeah i just called you an it!) Hey it's angela...so honestly I expected for her to murder me in my sleep with a butcher knife. At least this time she wasn't that violent this time. She made a small accomplishment WAIT. *GASP* She called me and it! I TAKE THAT BACK! SHE IS AN DISGRACE TO THIS EARTH. Oh yeah and by the way she was super pissed whenever she saw what I typed about her. She was breathing through her nose and her eyebrows were furrowed..kind of like an angry bull don't you think? I think yes. She's laughing and telling me how much she hates me..this is quite enjoyable for me. You should be here...looking at us. But if you were you would probably fall on the floor laughing. Oh yeah and I'm not the 'it' here jessie is OPPS I MEAN IT. there she goes again with her grandma underwear in a bunch very well resembling a bull..well let's pass it on to Jessie now :3 I'm back AN ANGRY BULL ARE YOU SERIOUS!? AH SHE IRRITATES ME SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH! I AM NOT AN ANGERY BULL IF I WAS ANGELA YOU WOULD BE DEAD IM STILL PISSED AND YOU ARE THE IT THNG AND PARTICLE THAT JUST FLOATS AROUND AND ANNOYS PEOPLE. This is Angela again...not very good at comebacks now is she? Not saying I'm an expert but...I think I could do better. Oh yeah and plus since she called me an it,particle, and a thing. Well guess what? PARTICLES are important in fact its in science so that would mean they talk about me all the time! And also people say the worst THING all the time so therefore I am frequently brought up in a converstaion. And apparently i am able to float as well, I must have superpowers that I obviously was not quite aware of yet. Thanks for letting me know this Jessie! And also she hit me several times while I was typing..she gets more violent by the second...well here she is! well anglea just hit me in the back...... with her fist and now I'm hurt shes mean to me i didn't do anything I'm the victim here whaaaaa so... much ...... violence..... anyways whatever angela says shes lying like a cow in grass :) or a chicken laying eggs hahahahaha. So this is Angela..her metaphors don't make any sense whatsoever! And she's just trying to make me more violent then I seem. She hit my wrist bone and she was hitting me on the arm before too so guess what? MY ARM AND WRIST HURT. I'm surprised that I can even type. And cows they eat grass...they don'y always lay in grass and if they do it's usually on rare occasions. So therefore that would mean that i lie very rarely. And I just asked her what song she wanted to listen to and she couldn't even respond with a proper answer and when I asked her again she just began blabbering and bickering like an idiot. See this girl really needs to get higher IQ points I'm pretty sure her IQ points are below average...so here you go THE DUMB ONE IS NOW GOING TO TYPE :3. hey guys its jessie ok so I'm not as pissed but I'm still pissed but really who would you believe the smart and innocent girl that just wants to be friends with everybody or do you believe the crazy demon lady that is..... well crazy omg she just flicked me off AGAIN you see how mean she is to me? This is Angela and in case your wondering NO I am definatly NOT a demon. Because if I was..she would already have been dead by now! And she's trying to be a cat right now going all like CHCHCHHCHCH. I am weird yes! but i swear that girl Jessie has issues. She probably has more than me :D She can go swallow some toxic gunk...see what happens. I already know she wouldn't turn into a superhero because you have to be kind to become a superhero and trust me I know she's not that...I've talked to her before and you saw what she said about me! And plus she's the one who started this in the first place!
okay well this is jessie and just wanted to say that angela is wrong and i am right anyways thanks for reading fan comment and vote! bye
Thanks for reading this (once again) and btw Jessie is the one who is wrong. Fan this story and comment on who you think won this fight. or you know..just comment and vote, well taht's all bye! :3
