Zane: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous
Kai: what if I bite it and it dies?
Zane: that means you're venomous
Cole: what if it bites itself and I die?
Zane: ...that's voodoo
Lloyd: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
Zane: that is correlation, not causation
Nya: what if we bite each other and none of us die?
Jay, from another room: that's kinky
Zane: oh my gods
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Ninjago Incorrect Quotes 2
RandomBook 2 cause I reached 200 parts with the other one. Incorrect quotes with everyone's favorite ninja! I got most of these from the internet, some of them I made up. Sorry if there are repeats from the previous book!
