You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wanna be my friend?........
Stranger: u female?
You: ummm....let me check.....
Stranger: give u 1 sec
You: im not sure
Stranger: get somebody for help
You: ok
You: jesus said im a girl
Stranger: u like to be?
You: i want to me a cat with 8 legs and 8 holes so i can put the legs in the holes ._.
Stranger: holes
You: ._. problem?
stranger has left
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: eat the man cut the lines
Stranger: Huh
You: EAT THE MAN CUT THE LINES
Stranger: I dont get it...
You: o.o........well....this is akward
Stranger: Yeah....
You: do you have a penis?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you have a penis?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
hmmmm....well...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Do you feel a chill?
You: remove your dick sir
Stranger: ):
Stranger: what if my name is dick
You: REMOVE IT! >8D
You: THEN CHANGE IT TO EAT THE MAN CUT THE LINES!
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ):
You: D8<
Stranger: uncool bro
Stranger: very uncool
Stranger: I'm hungry
You: BRO?! BRO?! I NO HAVE PENIS!
Stranger: doesn't matter
Stranger: you are still a bro
You: EAT THE MAN CUT THE LINES YOUR SO MEAN
Stranger: GET ME SOME COOKIES!
You: i will give you my address now
Stranger: YOU WANNA TALK LIKE THAT
Stranger: LETS TALK LIKE THAT
You: sir, please calm down
Stranger: I ALREADY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!
Stranger: NOW GET ME DOES DAMN COOKIES!!!!
You: that's nice but you need to calm down
Stranger: NOT BEFORE I GET MY COOKIES!!!!
You: eat the man
Stranger: THERE IS NO MAN
Stranger: THERE IS NO FOOD
Stranger: I'M HUNGRY
Stranger: GET ME SOMETHING TO EAT
You: then cut the lines
Stranger: >:(
Stranger: MONOBROW
Stranger: that calmed me done
Stranger: :)
Stranger: monobrows are weird
Stranger: but funny
Stranger: still weird
Stranger: and funny
Stranger: :D
Stranger: i gotta pee
You: o.e
well that went well
