How to befreind a Dead Squirrel

Best Friends

Even though he was dead, he still communicated with me." Let's go to the park!" Joey exclaimed. I love Joey like he was my brother. We went to the park and I bought him an ice cream. People stared at me like I was on drugs or something for carrying a dead animal." Hey look! It is squirrel girl!" Shouted a little boy. I gave him a death stare and he apologized to me.

In the summertime me and Joey would lie in the streets and be dead. Of course people honked horns ordering me to get off the street but I never listened. Cops even came and tried to arrest me. I grabbed Joey and got up. Sometimes we would go and lie next some of Joey's friends I didn't know.

It was hard becoming his friend this time. We had nothing in common. He was dead while I was alive. He didn't eat but I did. I was so sad he didn't breathe anymore. Oh well. We spent everyday together. When he spoke, his voice wasn't the same.( yes, dead squirrels talk! I do and I'm a dead squirrel) We eventually bonded again over some sports. Joey was very athletic. And so was I.

We would play sports and such. We would eat his favorite snack: Oreos. They were mine as well. We were always stuck together. Like glue in a bottle! I do miss him when he was alive but ixlije him now.

That is the end of my story. Hope you enjoyed it!