Your POV:
You and your serial killer boyfriend danny gorgonzola are eating a block of gorgonzola cheese and dancing at a party
Your serial killer ex comes in so you let danny know he is a serial killer since danny is also serial killer
Danny runs to your ex and starts making out with him to protect you
You interrupt their kiss and confusion
-"mmh babe?" You say vigorousely
He looks at you and says
-"can we help you"?
Your ex then says
-"seriously do you think we give a shit about you? I'm trying to get some serial killer action"
Your bf agrees and tells u to go home
You are so sad and dissapointment..
-you are the worst serial killer boyfriend EVER
-that's not what your serial killer ex thinks
-he's right
-that's it. That's it, we're serial killer DONE.
-oh pls u think you're gonna serial killer break up with ME? Well you cant because I'm SERIAL KILLER BREAKING UP WITH YOU
-"wait until my VAMPIRE DAD hears about this." You say while running away with black tear stained cheeks maybelline mascara
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Extremely Repulsive Imagines
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