KAIMA FORD
Can you stop already? I'm awake
I speak to my alarm clock
Waking up everyday in my house was like waking up as a hostage.
It is a terrifying experience because everyone wanted you to do the same boring shit they do,
Don't get me wrong,I love my family but I wanted some real shit yunno
Kaimaaaaaa!!!!!!
Oh no not again,I murmured
Yes mum,I'm up, I screamed
Are we doing this again? My mum said pushing the door open
Really mum!!!
For crying out loud! What if I was naked?
So?she replied
Mum?? Courtesy demands you knock,that's why there's a DOOR I said stressing the the last two letters
Well I'm sorry but get downstairs for prayers and get martins while coming she said while turning back to the door but was stopped when I murmured something
Sorry young lady, what?
Was speaking to myself I replied
She eyed me mischievously before walking out and screaming 5 seconds kaima
Really??
How the fuck was I supposed to stretch myself, get a head tie,walk to Martin's room and still be in the sitting room in just 5 seconds?
Who does that anyway?
Can't I just stay here and pray? God's gonna hear anyway right? I asked no one in particular
And why the hell am I the one waking martins up when she knows we don't get along so well
Urggggg!!!! Mum!!
You are a pain in my ass
Picking up my phone I Called martins and he picked up on the second ring
What!! He groaned
That's a good morning you sycophant "
Get your ass down the sitting room for morning worship you pig" I said hunging up without letting him speak
I pick up my Bible and head tie and headed to the door but was stopped by my phone ringing,I knew it was martins so I didn't bother checking the caller ,I just smiled and continued to go serve my God
"Hallelujah someone"
