Wifey's Mam: *As we pass a swan in the road* Ah, the swan has such beautiful wings.. Hello swan!
Wifey: *She looks at the swan out the window* hONK-
Me: *whEEZE-*
hONK-
Wifey's Mam: *As we pass a swan in the road* Ah, the swan has such beautiful wings.. Hello swan!
Wifey: *She looks at the swan out the window* hONK-
Me: *whEEZE-*